Discussion:
Time-Warner wants to F&@k you!
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ah
2008-02-09 19:52:01 UTC
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On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of
alt.bittorrent, ah
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of
alt.config, ah
"illiterate mudflap"?
That's rather harsh.
Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was
left were
the Haitian knockoffs.
It be it, Mon.
Not Jamaican, Haitian
Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together
...
I thought that was because of the water quality?
You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps
with the
baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating
in the
waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher
than
kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one
big
sticky lump, too.
I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the
western
expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km,
one-way) and I
didn't see a single manatee or croc.
Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when
they
can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug
mules
down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the
Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat
propellers
and the crockigators were too stoned to come out.
I didn't know crocs did that.
Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date?
You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you
and
ask her.
She's sidelining this one ;)
Should I have loaded iTunes?
Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ...
How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances?
--
ah
Stop flirting with Art Deco!
Stop flirting with _me_, Fuckmop.
--
ah
Art Deco
2008-02-10 01:00:12 UTC
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Post by ah
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of
alt.bittorrent, ah
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of
alt.config, ah
"illiterate mudflap"?
That's rather harsh.
Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was
left were
the Haitian knockoffs.
It be it, Mon.
Not Jamaican, Haitian
Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together
...
I thought that was because of the water quality?
You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps
with the
baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating
in the
waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher
than
kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one
big
sticky lump, too.
I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the
western
expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km,
one-way) and I
didn't see a single manatee or croc.
Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when
they
can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug
mules
down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the
Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat
propellers
and the crockigators were too stoned to come out.
I didn't know crocs did that.
Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date?
You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you
and
ask her.
She's sidelining this one ;)
Should I have loaded iTunes?
Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ...
How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances?
--
ah
Stop flirting with Art Deco!
Stop flirting with _me_, Fuckmop.
Clockbrain desperately wants me to de-plonk him. I wonder what
he/she/it's willing to pay?
--
Official Art Deco Post
ah
2008-02-10 09:47:35 UTC
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Post by Art Deco
Post by ah
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of
alt.bittorrent, ah
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of
alt.config, ah
"illiterate mudflap"?
That's rather harsh.
Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was
left were
the Haitian knockoffs.
It be it, Mon.
Not Jamaican, Haitian
Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together
...
I thought that was because of the water quality?
You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps
with the
baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating
in the
waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher
than
kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one
big
sticky lump, too.
I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the
western
expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km,
one-way) and I
didn't see a single manatee or croc.
Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when
they
can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug
mules
down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the
Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat
propellers
and the crockigators were too stoned to come out.
I didn't know crocs did that.
Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date?
You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you
and
ask her.
She's sidelining this one ;)
Should I have loaded iTunes?
Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ...
How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances?
--
ah
Stop flirting with Art Deco!
Stop flirting with _me_, Fuckmop.
Clockbrain desperately wants me to de-plonk him. I wonder what
he/she/it's willing to pay?
The usual unrequited, er, advance I would imagine. It's all it talks about.
--
ah
Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
2008-02-10 22:56:36 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Art Deco
Post by ah
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of
alt.bittorrent, ah
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of
alt.config, ah
"illiterate mudflap"?
That's rather harsh.
Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was
left were
the Haitian knockoffs.
It be it, Mon.
Not Jamaican, Haitian
Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together
...
I thought that was because of the water quality?
You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps
with the
baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating
in the
waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher
than
kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one
big
sticky lump, too.
I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the
western
expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km,
one-way) and I
didn't see a single manatee or croc.
Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when
they
can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug
mules
down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the
Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat
propellers
and the crockigators were too stoned to come out.
I didn't know crocs did that.
Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date?
You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you
and
ask her.
She's sidelining this one ;)
Should I have loaded iTunes?
Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ...
How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances?
--
ah
Stop flirting with Art Deco!
Stop flirting with _me_, Fuckmop.
Clockbrain desperately wants me to de-plonk him. I wonder what
he/she/it's willing to pay?
The usual unrequited, er, advance I would imagine. It's all it talks about.
That price shall not be paid.
--
02D2D2
ah
2008-02-11 01:51:16 UTC
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Post by Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Post by ah
Post by Art Deco
Post by ah
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of
alt.bittorrent, ah
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of
alt.config, ah
"illiterate mudflap"?
That's rather harsh.
Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was
left were
the Haitian knockoffs.
It be it, Mon.
Not Jamaican, Haitian
Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together
...
I thought that was because of the water quality?
You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps
with the
baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating
in the
waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher
than
kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one
big
sticky lump, too.
I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the
western
expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km,
one-way) and I
didn't see a single manatee or croc.
Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when
they
can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug
mules
down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the
Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat
propellers
and the crockigators were too stoned to come out.
I didn't know crocs did that.
Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date?
You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you
and
ask her.
She's sidelining this one ;)
Should I have loaded iTunes?
Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ...
How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances?
--
ah
Stop flirting with Art Deco!
Stop flirting with _me_, Fuckmop.
Clockbrain desperately wants me to de-plonk him. I wonder what
he/she/it's willing to pay?
The usual unrequited, er, advance I would imagine. It's all it talks about.
That price shall not be paid.
No coin has ever been forged.
--
ah
Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
2008-02-11 04:47:21 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Post by ah
Post by Art Deco
Post by ah
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of
alt.bittorrent, ah
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of
alt.config, ah
"illiterate mudflap"?
That's rather harsh.
Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was
left were
the Haitian knockoffs.
It be it, Mon.
Not Jamaican, Haitian
Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together
...
I thought that was because of the water quality?
You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps
with the
baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating
in the
waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher
than
kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one
big
sticky lump, too.
I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the
western
expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km,
one-way) and I
didn't see a single manatee or croc.
Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when
they
can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug
mules
down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the
Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat
propellers
and the crockigators were too stoned to come out.
I didn't know crocs did that.
Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date?
You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you
and
ask her.
She's sidelining this one ;)
Should I have loaded iTunes?
Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ...
How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances?
--
ah
Stop flirting with Art Deco!
Stop flirting with _me_, Fuckmop.
Clockbrain desperately wants me to de-plonk him. I wonder what
he/she/it's willing to pay?
The usual unrequited, er, advance I would imagine. It's all it talks about.
That price shall not be paid.
No coin has ever been forged.
Extortion is a bitter pill.
--
02D2D2
ah
2008-02-12 00:29:42 UTC
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Post by Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Post by ah
Post by Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Post by ah
Post by Art Deco
Post by ah
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of
alt.bittorrent, ah
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of
alt.config, ah
"illiterate mudflap"?
That's rather harsh.
Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was
left were
the Haitian knockoffs.
It be it, Mon.
Not Jamaican, Haitian
Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together
...
I thought that was because of the water quality?
You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps
with the
baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating
in the
waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher
than
kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one
big
sticky lump, too.
I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the
western
expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km,
one-way) and I
didn't see a single manatee or croc.
Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when
they
can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug
mules
down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the
Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat
propellers
and the crockigators were too stoned to come out.
I didn't know crocs did that.
Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date?
You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you
and
ask her.
She's sidelining this one ;)
Should I have loaded iTunes?
Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ...
How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances?
--
ah
Stop flirting with Art Deco!
Stop flirting with _me_, Fuckmop.
Clockbrain desperately wants me to de-plonk him. I wonder what
he/she/it's willing to pay?
The usual unrequited, er, advance I would imagine. It's all it talks about.
That price shall not be paid.
No coin has ever been forged.
Extortion is a bitter pill.
Scientology!!2~!
--
ah
Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
2008-02-12 02:21:51 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Post by ah
Post by Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Post by ah
Post by Art Deco
Post by ah
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of
alt.bittorrent, ah
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of
alt.config, ah
"illiterate mudflap"?
That's rather harsh.
Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was
left were
the Haitian knockoffs.
It be it, Mon.
Not Jamaican, Haitian
Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together
...
I thought that was because of the water quality?
You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps
with the
baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating
in the
waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher
than
kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one
big
sticky lump, too.
I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the
western
expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km,
one-way) and I
didn't see a single manatee or croc.
Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when
they
can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug
mules
down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the
Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat
propellers
and the crockigators were too stoned to come out.
I didn't know crocs did that.
Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date?
You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you
and
ask her.
She's sidelining this one ;)
Should I have loaded iTunes?
Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ...
How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances?
--
ah
Stop flirting with Art Deco!
Stop flirting with _me_, Fuckmop.
Clockbrain desperately wants me to de-plonk him. I wonder what
he/she/it's willing to pay?
The usual unrequited, er, advance I would imagine. It's all it talks about.
That price shall not be paid.
No coin has ever been forged.
Extortion is a bitter pill.
Scientology!!2~!
XENU WHERE ARE YOU?!!3~!
--
02D2D2
ah
2008-02-13 04:04:25 UTC
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Post by Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Post by ah
Post by Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Post by ah
Post by Archie Leach's Sockpuppet
Post by ah
Post by Art Deco
Post by ah
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:00:07 -0500, in the land of
alt.bittorrent, ah
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:25:51 -0500, in the land of
alt.config, ah
"illiterate mudflap"?
That's rather harsh.
Hawk used up all the good "illiterate ..." and all that was
left were
the Haitian knockoffs.
It be it, Mon.
Not Jamaican, Haitian
Feh, get twenty miles south of Miami and it all runs together
...
I thought that was because of the water quality?
You mean all the dead Columbian drug mules buried in the swamps
with the
baggies still in their intestines and the bales of dope floating
in the
waters offshore? The crockigators and manatees are all higher
than
kites, for sure. Melts all of those Caribbean islands into one
big
sticky lump, too.
I kayaked from Chokoloskee to Flamingo Visitors Center along the
western
expanse of Everglades National Park one Winter (99mi/256km,
one-way) and I
didn't see a single manatee or croc.
Florida concrete blocks are good for /something/ then. Even when
they
can't hold houses in place during a hurricane, they can hold drug
mules
down deep in the water. The manatees were probably all up in the
Intercoastal Waterway to get their backs scratched by boat
propellers
and the crockigators were too stoned to come out.
I didn't know crocs did that.
Is this normal? Is my firmware up-to-date?
You'll have to look over your monitor at the person across from you
and
ask her.
She's sidelining this one ;)
Should I have loaded iTunes?
Woah! No one ever asks me those complicated social questions ...
How might I deflect unwanted sexual advances?
--
ah
Stop flirting with Art Deco!
Stop flirting with _me_, Fuckmop.
Clockbrain desperately wants me to de-plonk him. I wonder what
he/she/it's willing to pay?
The usual unrequited, er, advance I would imagine. It's all it talks about.
That price shall not be paid.
No coin has ever been forged.
Extortion is a bitter pill.
Scientology!!2~!
XENU WHERE ARE YOU?!!3~!
HE MAN WITH XENA!
--
ah
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