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Post by Teh Ghost of PJRIn article, posted 14 Jul 2005, Phoenix VoteWrangler says...
Looks like like I'll be posting the next AUK ballot. My lackee Peter
is no longer with us.
Phoenix
You left alt.tasteless out of the groups...
Seriously, has anyone heard from PJR?
Seriously, Kali.
I tried to contact him.
He's never not returned my email.
He hasn't answered.
He isn't on any of the lists of confirmed dead or missing.
Thank you.
I'll email his g/f.
Hah! She doesn't care. She's been posting to Usenet all week and
didn't even attend my memorial service!
Well, it's good to see you didn't let a little thing like an explosive and
fiery death stop you.
Post by Teh Ghost of PJRSince passing over to the other side, I've been finding it difficult
to connect to Usenet, but, in compensation, the Remote Viewing is
easier than ever. (Note to HM: if you don't put some clothes on you'll
catch cold.)
OK, I really, really need to know this: Would I be having a great deal of
fun giving her that spanking in person? The one I'm virtually giving her,
that is.
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fppmfpmffmmfmfp Mff'pmfpmf mmpmpp mmpmmmmmfpmp fmpppf fmmppmmmmmmfpmp
Fmmfmpmppfpmmpp/Ppfpfffpmmffpmfpmfmpp mmmpffppffmfpppmpm mpfppfpff
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Can someone decode this?
Post by Teh Ghost of PJRPJR (currently haunting VMOD's computer) :-)
That's probably for the best.
Post by Teh Ghost of PJR[groups I infested in life added]
<AFS added because I need to start using it, after all these years>
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Post by Teh Ghost of PJRWell, gee, coming from an asshole like *you* ...
ESAD, ya 'ho bitch.
Please to be posting proof, you facile fridgemagnet.
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