Discussion:
Bush will invade Iran
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Zoe
2007-04-04 20:20:15 UTC
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On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:07:22 GMT, "Wim Jay"
On 3-Apr-2007, "Steve Leyland"
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
: On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 13:29:58 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Wilbur Hubbard stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to
:::: I got the lowdown from my contacts in MarInt. Bush will invade
:::: Iran. The Marines will spearhead the invasion with the largest
:::: amphibious assault since D-Day. They will do an Inchon style
:::: landing near the Iraqi border and cut the country in two. Two
:::: MEU's will secure the southern portion of the country while the
:::: Army spills across the Iraqi border into the northern part of the
:::: country. SOG units will disable key Iranian choke and
:::: infrastrucutre points. Air superiority will be established on the
:::: fly with the latest ARM technology launched from AWACS, ECM and
:::: fighter platforms. To complete the pincher move forces will offer
:::: an opposing front projected out of Afghanistan.
:::: I believe that such decisive action will eliminate the threat
:::: arising from any Muslim factions bent against the US. It will
:::: further establish Bush as a long term thinking president and set
:::: him in the history books as one of the 3 greatest of our
:::: presidents. This military action should play out over a period of
:::: 14 months maximum. Tony Blair and John Howard are on board for
:::: this final push against world wide terror. Victory is in our hands.
:::: Nathan
::: I'm all for it. The difference between Iraq and Iran is that Iran
::: civilians are mostly of the same religious mind. There won't be the
::: fighting between religious factions as there is in Iraq. Once the
::: fanatic govt. and the Ayatollah bastards get toppled they are pretty
::: much dead meat because much of the population hates their strict
::: rule.
::: Let's roll!
:: <sigh>
:: here comes WW3 folks, all thanks to
:: trigger-happy-oil-greedy-friendly-fire-yanks like this wilbur moron.
:: I'll bet he even voted for GWB!
:: hey "wilbur", the leader of zimabwe is a totally evil twat, he's
:: done far more genocide than saddam. no oil to profit from there
:: though is there? hence suprisingly no interest from you
:: self-appointed world police warmongers. not worth sending
:: halliburton in there to cream off the profits, eh?
:: don't get me wrong, as a brit I do strongly object to what the
:: iranians have done and sincerely hope that those marines are
:: released, but get real man. if we start another war many thousands
:: of innocents will die. again. isn't it about time mankind became
:: civilised enough to stop fighting wars?
: not until theyre civilized enough to limit their own population to an
: ecologically sound number and density, no. :(
never forget the almighty profits the corporates made selling the very
same
weapons that are now killing our military to these rogue countries.
seriously dave, it isn't about over-population, it is purely about greedy
politrickshians being in the pockets of the multinational companies.
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Meow
Why have you added d.l to your crossposts of this shite? The introduction to
your post is crap, you have failed to trim the body of the post you are
replying to, *BUT* most importantly, your sig is simply too big for
demon.local. I suggest you fix it immediately or stay out of our unpolluted
stream. Your sort we can do without. And just in case you failed to
understand that message, just listen to what someone said a long time ago
"Gah. For the sake of your own sanity, don't argue with Neil. Anyone. Neil
is like a pit-bull in an argument - once he's clamped on, he's buggered if
he's going to let go. Ever.
You will not win. You will not get the last word, and you won't be able to
budge him an inch - he has his opinions and they will not be changed.
Sometimes, just sometimes, you feel like you're getting the edge - but
you're making the mistake of assuming that a logical argument is an
effective argument. You have much to learn (and I learnt the hard way).
A different tack, you think, may work - how about employing the same
mindless belligerence that he uses to such effect? Fight fire with fire!!
But no.. No matter how obtuse and irritating you think you're being, ****
can always step up another gear - you're going flat-out, and he's just been
cruising - the McLaren F1 of obfuscation.
And even then, you might think you can hang on to the end - that he's
getting /bored/... Maybe you're starting to derive a perverted masochistic
satisfaction from this extended exchange. Remember one thing - Neil Is
Enjoying It More. Each response gives him more argumentative power, you're
just feeding him - and you can't see him grow until it's too late, when you
collapse from your swivel-chair sobbing uncontrollably."
OK then, Mr. Pussy Meow, do you *really* want to go up against our very own
demon pit bull wot has never been beaten by anything or anyone? And if you
don't believe me, well, just you go and ask that Paul Rooney, oh yes!
It's your call, Pussy!
Erm. You think throwing down the guantlet is going to win you
boy-scout points? This is Usenet, Sweetums. The crosspost was
inocuous. You just ratcheted up the echo soon to be resounding
through your cavern. Your tripe and snide-swipe of Steve was so
unnecessary. WTF do you care? You have a killfilter? Use it.
Bingo! Automagical. No more Steve bugging your ass to the point
where you're wasting words tippy-tapping bullshit lying your fingers
to the bone attacking someone who has as much right as anyone else to
crosspost to any NG on the planet.
What? It's gotten boring in d.l and you need to see some fireworks?
Give my love to your pit-bullshitter. And, take a long walk, Stunnie;
you're going to have to re-think this uncalled-for gratuitously
dullicious dregma for the rest of your online life. I hope you and
Paul Rooney become friends; you're going to need a friend, given the
fact you're begging to pussy-whupped. Or, do I mean pussy-whomped?
Words are cheap; it's knee-jerk reactions like yours that'll kill you.
Whassa matter? Steve hit a nerve with you? You *love* Bush? You
giving glow-jobs to your boss running one of the multinationals
destroying the planet? Bully for you; but, you just go away, now; or,
not. Here's a thought: Put your money where your muzzle is;
otherwise, you might get shot.
Your call, Wimbo.
The clock is ticking.
Ah, ah, you're such a shite-disturber; must be why I lurve you.
Hrmmm . . . would you like to come upstairs? After all, you do know
what happens when you incorrige moi <*BEG*>.
Is alcohol involved?
Mrrmmm . . . Might be. Depends on whether we're talking rubbing or
drinking or both.
<*smep*>
*smeps*
<*swoon*>

<*hits knees*>

Fuck, ah. You know how to rope and sky-high try me. OKAY. Alcohol's
involved. Yeesh. It's BYOB, though :).

Zoexilicious
p.s. That means I tied up the remaining loose ends of a mangle, er,
divorce this morning. Hallelujah!
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Zoe
2007-04-04 20:40:00 UTC
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Ah, ah, you're such a shite-disturber; must be why I lurve you.
Don't worry, Zoweeeeeeeeeeeee, you will eventually float to the top
again.
Hrmmm . . . would you like to come upstairs? After all, you do know
what happens when you incorrige moi <*BEG*>.
Ooo-la-la! Two French pussies in d.l now!
<*smep*>
<*smabo*>
Oi! Zoe's me buddress, Wim!
ROLF!
`Speak roughly to your little boy,
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.'
Ah-choooooooooooooooooo!
I was only teasing Little Miss Zoe and I thought she might have twigged when
she answered my first post to Steve telling him to fix his long sig.
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased. You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud. You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group. First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.

ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
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Wim Jay
2007-04-04 22:03:05 UTC
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Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!

Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...

as some people might say.
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
--
Wim

Blood.
Frogs.
Lice.
Wild Beasts.
Pestilence.
Boils.
Hail.
Locust.
Darkness.
Slaying of the First-born.

(The local demons said we were only allowed four, but the good L-rd gave 'em
the full monty!)
Phil Kyle
2007-04-07 23:15:25 UTC
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On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Phil
Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
ah
2007-04-08 15:43:26 UTC
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Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Post by Phil Kyle
Phil
Kyle
1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad
May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
Phil Kyle
2007-04-10 02:47:15 UTC
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Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
Phil
Kyle
1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad
May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
ah
2007-04-10 11:09:09 UTC
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Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Phil Kyle
2007-04-11 09:06:02 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Tick care, Zoe.
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
Phil Kyle
2007-04-12 09:34:01 UTC
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On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 21:06:02 +1200, Phil Kyle
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Tick care, Zoe.
Tack care, Zoe.
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
ah
2007-04-12 11:16:26 UTC
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Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Tick care, Zoe.
Tyke care, Zoe.
Phil Kyle
2007-04-13 08:07:36 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Tick care, Zoe.
Tyke care, Zoe.
Toke care, Zoe.
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
ah
2007-04-14 18:06:35 UTC
Permalink
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Tick care, Zoe.
Tyke care, Zoe.
Toke care, Zoe.
!
Phil Kyle
2007-04-15 03:21:32 UTC
Permalink
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Tick care, Zoe.
Tyke care, Zoe.
Toke care, Zoe.
!
CASCADE BORKING SCUM!
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
ah
2007-04-15 13:06:33 UTC
Permalink
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Tick care, Zoe.
Tyke care, Zoe.
Toke care, Zoe.
!
CASCADE BORKING SCUM!
Don't make me come over there.
Phil Kyle
2007-04-16 08:55:18 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Tick care, Zoe.
Tyke care, Zoe.
Toke care, Zoe.
!
CASCADE BORKING SCUM!
Don't make me come over there.
FILTH!
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
ah
2007-04-17 00:18:06 UTC
Permalink
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Tick care, Zoe.
Tyke care, Zoe.
Toke care, Zoe.
!
CASCADE BORKING SCUM!
Don't make me come over there.
FILTH!
*sigh*
Phil Kyle
2007-04-19 08:12:28 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by ah
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Phil Kyle
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:03:05 GMT, "Wim Jay"
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased.
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
Ah-choooooooo!
Post by Zoe
You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud.
Huh?
Post by Zoe
You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group.
As Groucho and me always say, "I would never join a club [group] that would
allow a person like me to become a member.
Post by Zoe
First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
You got a lot to learn, Zoe, ...
as some people might say.
Some people, doodoodoodoo, are plonking too fast, doodooodoodoo.
Post by Wim Jay
Post by Zoe
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Take care, Zoe.
Tale care, Zoe.
Tail care, Zoe.
Tick care, Zoe.
Tyke care, Zoe.
Toke care, Zoe.
!
CASCADE BORKING SCUM!
Don't make me come over there.
FILTH!
*sigh*
*sigh*
--

Phil Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.

Phil Kyle
2007-04-07 23:15:25 UTC
Permalink
Post by Zoe
Ah, ah, you're such a shite-disturber; must be why I lurve you.
Don't worry, Zoweeeeeeeeeeeee, you will eventually float to the top
again.
Hrmmm . . . would you like to come upstairs? After all, you do know
what happens when you incorrige moi <*BEG*>.
Ooo-la-la! Two French pussies in d.l now!
<*smep*>
<*smabo*>
Oi! Zoe's me buddress, Wim!
ROLF!
`Speak roughly to your little boy,
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.'
Ah-choooooooooooooooooo!
I was only teasing Little Miss Zoe and I thought she might have twigged when
she answered my first post to Steve telling him to fix his long sig.
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased. You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud. You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group. First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
No LSD in demon.local.
Phil
Kyle

1st Lt. Old Skool Death Squad

May Your Sigs Be Long and Preposterous.
ah
2007-04-12 11:16:57 UTC
Permalink
Post by Phil Kyle
Post by Zoe
Ah, ah, you're such a shite-disturber; must be why I lurve you.
Don't worry, Zoweeeeeeeeeeeee, you will eventually float to the top
again.
Hrmmm . . . would you like to come upstairs? After all, you do know
what happens when you incorrige moi <*BEG*>.
Ooo-la-la! Two French pussies in d.l now!
<*smep*>
<*smabo*>
Oi! Zoe's me buddress, Wim!
ROLF!
`Speak roughly to your little boy,
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.'
Ah-choooooooooooooooooo!
I was only teasing Little Miss Zoe and I thought she might have twigged when
she answered my first post to Steve telling him to fix his long sig.
Awww . . . I *like* to be tickled before I'm teased; then, I'm not
fickle and everyone's pleased. You know what, though? You oughtta be
proud. You, Suh, have become a member of a very select group. First
there was the Bimbo; then, the Himbo; now, we've got our very own
Wimbo. Lucky you; lucky us, too.
ZoeNoNimboBranchesAkimbo
No LSD in demon.local.
ROLLOLOFLE!
dave hillstrom
2007-04-07 03:41:22 UTC
Permalink
Post by Zoe
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:07:22 GMT, "Wim Jay"
On 3-Apr-2007, "Steve Leyland"
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
: On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 13:29:58 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Wilbur Hubbard stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to
:::: I got the lowdown from my contacts in MarInt. Bush will invade
:::: Iran. The Marines will spearhead the invasion with the largest
:::: amphibious assault since D-Day. They will do an Inchon style
:::: landing near the Iraqi border and cut the country in two. Two
:::: MEU's will secure the southern portion of the country while the
:::: Army spills across the Iraqi border into the northern part of the
:::: country. SOG units will disable key Iranian choke and
:::: infrastrucutre points. Air superiority will be established on the
:::: fly with the latest ARM technology launched from AWACS, ECM and
:::: fighter platforms. To complete the pincher move forces will offer
:::: an opposing front projected out of Afghanistan.
:::: I believe that such decisive action will eliminate the threat
:::: arising from any Muslim factions bent against the US. It will
:::: further establish Bush as a long term thinking president and set
:::: him in the history books as one of the 3 greatest of our
:::: presidents. This military action should play out over a period of
:::: 14 months maximum. Tony Blair and John Howard are on board for
:::: this final push against world wide terror. Victory is in our hands.
:::: Nathan
::: I'm all for it. The difference between Iraq and Iran is that Iran
::: civilians are mostly of the same religious mind. There won't be the
::: fighting between religious factions as there is in Iraq. Once the
::: fanatic govt. and the Ayatollah bastards get toppled they are pretty
::: much dead meat because much of the population hates their strict
::: rule.
::: Let's roll!
:: <sigh>
:: here comes WW3 folks, all thanks to
:: trigger-happy-oil-greedy-friendly-fire-yanks like this wilbur moron.
:: I'll bet he even voted for GWB!
:: hey "wilbur", the leader of zimabwe is a totally evil twat, he's
:: done far more genocide than saddam. no oil to profit from there
:: though is there? hence suprisingly no interest from you
:: self-appointed world police warmongers. not worth sending
:: halliburton in there to cream off the profits, eh?
:: don't get me wrong, as a brit I do strongly object to what the
:: iranians have done and sincerely hope that those marines are
:: released, but get real man. if we start another war many thousands
:: of innocents will die. again. isn't it about time mankind became
:: civilised enough to stop fighting wars?
: not until theyre civilized enough to limit their own population to an
: ecologically sound number and density, no. :(
never forget the almighty profits the corporates made selling the very
same
weapons that are now killing our military to these rogue countries.
seriously dave, it isn't about over-population, it is purely about greedy
politrickshians being in the pockets of the multinational companies.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you
pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of
optimism. - Oscar Wilde
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
Why have you added d.l to your crossposts of this shite? The introduction to
your post is crap, you have failed to trim the body of the post you are
replying to, *BUT* most importantly, your sig is simply too big for
demon.local. I suggest you fix it immediately or stay out of our unpolluted
stream. Your sort we can do without. And just in case you failed to
understand that message, just listen to what someone said a long time ago
"Gah. For the sake of your own sanity, don't argue with Neil. Anyone. Neil
is like a pit-bull in an argument - once he's clamped on, he's buggered if
he's going to let go. Ever.
You will not win. You will not get the last word, and you won't be able to
budge him an inch - he has his opinions and they will not be changed.
Sometimes, just sometimes, you feel like you're getting the edge - but
you're making the mistake of assuming that a logical argument is an
effective argument. You have much to learn (and I learnt the hard way).
A different tack, you think, may work - how about employing the same
mindless belligerence that he uses to such effect? Fight fire with fire!!
But no.. No matter how obtuse and irritating you think you're being, ****
can always step up another gear - you're going flat-out, and he's just been
cruising - the McLaren F1 of obfuscation.
And even then, you might think you can hang on to the end - that he's
getting /bored/... Maybe you're starting to derive a perverted masochistic
satisfaction from this extended exchange. Remember one thing - Neil Is
Enjoying It More. Each response gives him more argumentative power, you're
just feeding him - and you can't see him grow until it's too late, when you
collapse from your swivel-chair sobbing uncontrollably."
OK then, Mr. Pussy Meow, do you *really* want to go up against our very own
demon pit bull wot has never been beaten by anything or anyone? And if you
don't believe me, well, just you go and ask that Paul Rooney, oh yes!
It's your call, Pussy!
Erm. You think throwing down the guantlet is going to win you
boy-scout points? This is Usenet, Sweetums. The crosspost was
inocuous. You just ratcheted up the echo soon to be resounding
through your cavern. Your tripe and snide-swipe of Steve was so
unnecessary. WTF do you care? You have a killfilter? Use it.
Bingo! Automagical. No more Steve bugging your ass to the point
where you're wasting words tippy-tapping bullshit lying your fingers
to the bone attacking someone who has as much right as anyone else to
crosspost to any NG on the planet.
What? It's gotten boring in d.l and you need to see some fireworks?
Give my love to your pit-bullshitter. And, take a long walk, Stunnie;
you're going to have to re-think this uncalled-for gratuitously
dullicious dregma for the rest of your online life. I hope you and
Paul Rooney become friends; you're going to need a friend, given the
fact you're begging to pussy-whupped. Or, do I mean pussy-whomped?
Words are cheap; it's knee-jerk reactions like yours that'll kill you.
Whassa matter? Steve hit a nerve with you? You *love* Bush? You
giving glow-jobs to your boss running one of the multinationals
destroying the planet? Bully for you; but, you just go away, now; or,
not. Here's a thought: Put your money where your muzzle is;
otherwise, you might get shot.
Your call, Wimbo.
The clock is ticking.
Ah, ah, you're such a shite-disturber; must be why I lurve you.
Hrmmm . . . would you like to come upstairs? After all, you do know
what happens when you incorrige moi <*BEG*>.
Is alcohol involved?
Mrrmmm . . . Might be. Depends on whether we're talking rubbing or
drinking or both.
<*smep*>
*smeps*
<*swoon*>
<*hits knees*>
Fuck, ah. You know how to rope and sky-high try me. OKAY. Alcohol's
involved. Yeesh. It's BYOB, though :).
Zoexilicious
p.s. That means I tied up the remaining loose ends of a mangle, er,
divorce this morning. Hallelujah!
congratulations, zoe! im so happy its OVER for you!!! AND NOW YOU
ARE FREEEEEEEEEE!!!! :)
--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.
Zoe
2007-04-07 03:58:48 UTC
Permalink
Post by dave hillstrom
Post by Zoe
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:07:22 GMT, "Wim Jay"
On 3-Apr-2007, "Steve Leyland"
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
: On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 13:29:58 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Wilbur Hubbard stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to
:::: I got the lowdown from my contacts in MarInt. Bush will invade
:::: Iran. The Marines will spearhead the invasion with the largest
:::: amphibious assault since D-Day. They will do an Inchon style
:::: landing near the Iraqi border and cut the country in two. Two
:::: MEU's will secure the southern portion of the country while the
:::: Army spills across the Iraqi border into the northern part of the
:::: country. SOG units will disable key Iranian choke and
:::: infrastrucutre points. Air superiority will be established on the
:::: fly with the latest ARM technology launched from AWACS, ECM and
:::: fighter platforms. To complete the pincher move forces will offer
:::: an opposing front projected out of Afghanistan.
:::: I believe that such decisive action will eliminate the threat
:::: arising from any Muslim factions bent against the US. It will
:::: further establish Bush as a long term thinking president and set
:::: him in the history books as one of the 3 greatest of our
:::: presidents. This military action should play out over a period of
:::: 14 months maximum. Tony Blair and John Howard are on board for
:::: this final push against world wide terror. Victory is in our hands.
:::: Nathan
::: I'm all for it. The difference between Iraq and Iran is that Iran
::: civilians are mostly of the same religious mind. There won't be the
::: fighting between religious factions as there is in Iraq. Once the
::: fanatic govt. and the Ayatollah bastards get toppled they are pretty
::: much dead meat because much of the population hates their strict
::: rule.
::: Let's roll!
:: <sigh>
:: here comes WW3 folks, all thanks to
:: trigger-happy-oil-greedy-friendly-fire-yanks like this wilbur moron.
:: I'll bet he even voted for GWB!
:: hey "wilbur", the leader of zimabwe is a totally evil twat, he's
:: done far more genocide than saddam. no oil to profit from there
:: though is there? hence suprisingly no interest from you
:: self-appointed world police warmongers. not worth sending
:: halliburton in there to cream off the profits, eh?
:: don't get me wrong, as a brit I do strongly object to what the
:: iranians have done and sincerely hope that those marines are
:: released, but get real man. if we start another war many thousands
:: of innocents will die. again. isn't it about time mankind became
:: civilised enough to stop fighting wars?
: not until theyre civilized enough to limit their own population to an
: ecologically sound number and density, no. :(
never forget the almighty profits the corporates made selling the very
same
weapons that are now killing our military to these rogue countries.
seriously dave, it isn't about over-population, it is purely about greedy
politrickshians being in the pockets of the multinational companies.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you
pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of
optimism. - Oscar Wilde
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
Why have you added d.l to your crossposts of this shite? The introduction to
your post is crap, you have failed to trim the body of the post you are
replying to, *BUT* most importantly, your sig is simply too big for
demon.local. I suggest you fix it immediately or stay out of our unpolluted
stream. Your sort we can do without. And just in case you failed to
understand that message, just listen to what someone said a long time ago
"Gah. For the sake of your own sanity, don't argue with Neil. Anyone. Neil
is like a pit-bull in an argument - once he's clamped on, he's buggered if
he's going to let go. Ever.
You will not win. You will not get the last word, and you won't be able to
budge him an inch - he has his opinions and they will not be changed.
Sometimes, just sometimes, you feel like you're getting the edge - but
you're making the mistake of assuming that a logical argument is an
effective argument. You have much to learn (and I learnt the hard way).
A different tack, you think, may work - how about employing the same
mindless belligerence that he uses to such effect? Fight fire with fire!!
But no.. No matter how obtuse and irritating you think you're being, ****
can always step up another gear - you're going flat-out, and he's just been
cruising - the McLaren F1 of obfuscation.
And even then, you might think you can hang on to the end - that he's
getting /bored/... Maybe you're starting to derive a perverted masochistic
satisfaction from this extended exchange. Remember one thing - Neil Is
Enjoying It More. Each response gives him more argumentative power, you're
just feeding him - and you can't see him grow until it's too late, when you
collapse from your swivel-chair sobbing uncontrollably."
OK then, Mr. Pussy Meow, do you *really* want to go up against our very own
demon pit bull wot has never been beaten by anything or anyone? And if you
don't believe me, well, just you go and ask that Paul Rooney, oh yes!
It's your call, Pussy!
Erm. You think throwing down the guantlet is going to win you
boy-scout points? This is Usenet, Sweetums. The crosspost was
inocuous. You just ratcheted up the echo soon to be resounding
through your cavern. Your tripe and snide-swipe of Steve was so
unnecessary. WTF do you care? You have a killfilter? Use it.
Bingo! Automagical. No more Steve bugging your ass to the point
where you're wasting words tippy-tapping bullshit lying your fingers
to the bone attacking someone who has as much right as anyone else to
crosspost to any NG on the planet.
What? It's gotten boring in d.l and you need to see some fireworks?
Give my love to your pit-bullshitter. And, take a long walk, Stunnie;
you're going to have to re-think this uncalled-for gratuitously
dullicious dregma for the rest of your online life. I hope you and
Paul Rooney become friends; you're going to need a friend, given the
fact you're begging to pussy-whupped. Or, do I mean pussy-whomped?
Words are cheap; it's knee-jerk reactions like yours that'll kill you.
Whassa matter? Steve hit a nerve with you? You *love* Bush? You
giving glow-jobs to your boss running one of the multinationals
destroying the planet? Bully for you; but, you just go away, now; or,
not. Here's a thought: Put your money where your muzzle is;
otherwise, you might get shot.
Your call, Wimbo.
The clock is ticking.
Ah, ah, you're such a shite-disturber; must be why I lurve you.
Hrmmm . . . would you like to come upstairs? After all, you do know
what happens when you incorrige moi <*BEG*>.
Is alcohol involved?
Mrrmmm . . . Might be. Depends on whether we're talking rubbing or
drinking or both.
<*smep*>
*smeps*
<*swoon*>
<*hits knees*>
Fuck, ah. You know how to rope and sky-high try me. OKAY. Alcohol's
involved. Yeesh. It's BYOB, though :).
Zoexilicious
p.s. That means I tied up the remaining loose ends of a mangle, er,
divorce this morning. Hallelujah!
congratulations, zoe! im so happy its OVER for you!!! AND NOW YOU
ARE FREEEEEEEEEE!!!! :)
You got that right, Sweetness :).

Zoexed
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stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-))
Usenet Ruinator # 14 MIGHOUL'S OWNER 4EVER!!1!
Top Assholiness on the Net # 17
Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen ... Yet
JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE:
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ah
2007-04-10 11:10:40 UTC
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Post by Zoe
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:07:22 GMT, "Wim Jay"
On 3-Apr-2007, "Steve Leyland"
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
: On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 13:29:58 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Wilbur Hubbard stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to
:::: I got the lowdown from my contacts in MarInt. Bush will invade
:::: Iran. The Marines will spearhead the invasion with the largest
:::: amphibious assault since D-Day. They will do an Inchon style
:::: landing near the Iraqi border and cut the country in two. Two
:::: MEU's will secure the southern portion of the country while the
:::: Army spills across the Iraqi border into the northern part of the
:::: country. SOG units will disable key Iranian choke and
:::: infrastrucutre points. Air superiority will be established on the
:::: fly with the latest ARM technology launched from AWACS, ECM and
:::: fighter platforms. To complete the pincher move forces will offer
:::: an opposing front projected out of Afghanistan.
:::: I believe that such decisive action will eliminate the threat
:::: arising from any Muslim factions bent against the US. It will
:::: further establish Bush as a long term thinking president and set
:::: him in the history books as one of the 3 greatest of our
:::: presidents. This military action should play out over a period of
:::: 14 months maximum. Tony Blair and John Howard are on board for
:::: this final push against world wide terror. Victory is in our hands.
:::: Nathan
::: I'm all for it. The difference between Iraq and Iran is that Iran
::: civilians are mostly of the same religious mind. There won't be the
::: fighting between religious factions as there is in Iraq. Once the
::: fanatic govt. and the Ayatollah bastards get toppled they are pretty
::: much dead meat because much of the population hates their strict
::: rule.
::: Let's roll!
:: <sigh>
:: here comes WW3 folks, all thanks to
:: trigger-happy-oil-greedy-friendly-fire-yanks like this wilbur moron.
:: I'll bet he even voted for GWB!
:: hey "wilbur", the leader of zimabwe is a totally evil twat, he's
:: done far more genocide than saddam. no oil to profit from there
:: though is there? hence suprisingly no interest from you
:: self-appointed world police warmongers. not worth sending
:: halliburton in there to cream off the profits, eh?
:: don't get me wrong, as a brit I do strongly object to what the
:: iranians have done and sincerely hope that those marines are
:: released, but get real man. if we start another war many thousands
:: of innocents will die. again. isn't it about time mankind became
:: civilised enough to stop fighting wars?
: not until theyre civilized enough to limit their own population to an
: ecologically sound number and density, no. :(
never forget the almighty profits the corporates made selling the very
same
weapons that are now killing our military to these rogue countries.
seriously dave, it isn't about over-population, it is purely about greedy
politrickshians being in the pockets of the multinational companies.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you
pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of
optimism. - Oscar Wilde
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
Why have you added d.l to your crossposts of this shite? The introduction to
your post is crap, you have failed to trim the body of the post you are
replying to, *BUT* most importantly, your sig is simply too big for
demon.local. I suggest you fix it immediately or stay out of our unpolluted
stream. Your sort we can do without. And just in case you failed to
understand that message, just listen to what someone said a long time ago
"Gah. For the sake of your own sanity, don't argue with Neil. Anyone. Neil
is like a pit-bull in an argument - once he's clamped on, he's buggered if
he's going to let go. Ever.
You will not win. You will not get the last word, and you won't be able to
budge him an inch - he has his opinions and they will not be changed.
Sometimes, just sometimes, you feel like you're getting the edge - but
you're making the mistake of assuming that a logical argument is an
effective argument. You have much to learn (and I learnt the hard way).
A different tack, you think, may work - how about employing the same
mindless belligerence that he uses to such effect? Fight fire with fire!!
But no.. No matter how obtuse and irritating you think you're being, ****
can always step up another gear - you're going flat-out, and he's just been
cruising - the McLaren F1 of obfuscation.
And even then, you might think you can hang on to the end - that he's
getting /bored/... Maybe you're starting to derive a perverted masochistic
satisfaction from this extended exchange. Remember one thing - Neil Is
Enjoying It More. Each response gives him more argumentative power, you're
just feeding him - and you can't see him grow until it's too late, when you
collapse from your swivel-chair sobbing uncontrollably."
OK then, Mr. Pussy Meow, do you *really* want to go up against our very own
demon pit bull wot has never been beaten by anything or anyone? And if you
don't believe me, well, just you go and ask that Paul Rooney, oh yes!
It's your call, Pussy!
Erm. You think throwing down the guantlet is going to win you
boy-scout points? This is Usenet, Sweetums. The crosspost was
inocuous. You just ratcheted up the echo soon to be resounding
through your cavern. Your tripe and snide-swipe of Steve was so
unnecessary. WTF do you care? You have a killfilter? Use it.
Bingo! Automagical. No more Steve bugging your ass to the point
where you're wasting words tippy-tapping bullshit lying your fingers
to the bone attacking someone who has as much right as anyone else to
crosspost to any NG on the planet.
What? It's gotten boring in d.l and you need to see some fireworks?
Give my love to your pit-bullshitter. And, take a long walk, Stunnie;
you're going to have to re-think this uncalled-for gratuitously
dullicious dregma for the rest of your online life. I hope you and
Paul Rooney become friends; you're going to need a friend, given the
fact you're begging to pussy-whupped. Or, do I mean pussy-whomped?
Words are cheap; it's knee-jerk reactions like yours that'll kill you.
Whassa matter? Steve hit a nerve with you? You *love* Bush? You
giving glow-jobs to your boss running one of the multinationals
destroying the planet? Bully for you; but, you just go away, now; or,
not. Here's a thought: Put your money where your muzzle is;
otherwise, you might get shot.
Your call, Wimbo.
The clock is ticking.
Ah, ah, you're such a shite-disturber; must be why I lurve you.
Hrmmm . . . would you like to come upstairs? After all, you do know
what happens when you incorrige moi <*BEG*>.
Is alcohol involved?
Mrrmmm . . . Might be. Depends on whether we're talking rubbing or
drinking or both.
Filth!
Post by Zoe
<*smep*>
*smeps*
<*swoon*>
<*hits knees*>
Fuck, ah. You know how to rope and sky-high try me. OKAY. Alcohol's
involved. Yeesh. It's BYOB, though :).
Zoexilicious
p.s. That means I tied up the remaining loose ends of a mangle, er,
divorce this morning. Hallelujah!
I'm not ready for another relationship at this point in my life.
Zoe
2007-04-10 15:32:55 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Zoe
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:07:22 GMT, "Wim Jay"
On 3-Apr-2007, "Steve Leyland"
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
: On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 13:29:58 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Wilbur Hubbard stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to
:::: I got the lowdown from my contacts in MarInt. Bush will invade
:::: Iran. The Marines will spearhead the invasion with the largest
:::: amphibious assault since D-Day. They will do an Inchon style
:::: landing near the Iraqi border and cut the country in two. Two
:::: MEU's will secure the southern portion of the country while the
:::: Army spills across the Iraqi border into the northern part of the
:::: country. SOG units will disable key Iranian choke and
:::: infrastrucutre points. Air superiority will be established on the
:::: fly with the latest ARM technology launched from AWACS, ECM and
:::: fighter platforms. To complete the pincher move forces will offer
:::: an opposing front projected out of Afghanistan.
:::: I believe that such decisive action will eliminate the threat
:::: arising from any Muslim factions bent against the US. It will
:::: further establish Bush as a long term thinking president and set
:::: him in the history books as one of the 3 greatest of our
:::: presidents. This military action should play out over a period of
:::: 14 months maximum. Tony Blair and John Howard are on board for
:::: this final push against world wide terror. Victory is in our hands.
:::: Nathan
::: I'm all for it. The difference between Iraq and Iran is that Iran
::: civilians are mostly of the same religious mind. There won't be the
::: fighting between religious factions as there is in Iraq. Once the
::: fanatic govt. and the Ayatollah bastards get toppled they are pretty
::: much dead meat because much of the population hates their strict
::: rule.
::: Let's roll!
:: <sigh>
:: here comes WW3 folks, all thanks to
:: trigger-happy-oil-greedy-friendly-fire-yanks like this wilbur moron.
:: I'll bet he even voted for GWB!
:: hey "wilbur", the leader of zimabwe is a totally evil twat, he's
:: done far more genocide than saddam. no oil to profit from there
:: though is there? hence suprisingly no interest from you
:: self-appointed world police warmongers. not worth sending
:: halliburton in there to cream off the profits, eh?
:: don't get me wrong, as a brit I do strongly object to what the
:: iranians have done and sincerely hope that those marines are
:: released, but get real man. if we start another war many thousands
:: of innocents will die. again. isn't it about time mankind became
:: civilised enough to stop fighting wars?
: not until theyre civilized enough to limit their own population to an
: ecologically sound number and density, no. :(
never forget the almighty profits the corporates made selling the very
same
weapons that are now killing our military to these rogue countries.
seriously dave, it isn't about over-population, it is purely about greedy
politrickshians being in the pockets of the multinational companies.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you
pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of
optimism. - Oscar Wilde
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
Why have you added d.l to your crossposts of this shite? The introduction to
your post is crap, you have failed to trim the body of the post you are
replying to, *BUT* most importantly, your sig is simply too big for
demon.local. I suggest you fix it immediately or stay out of our unpolluted
stream. Your sort we can do without. And just in case you failed to
understand that message, just listen to what someone said a long time ago
"Gah. For the sake of your own sanity, don't argue with Neil. Anyone. Neil
is like a pit-bull in an argument - once he's clamped on, he's buggered if
he's going to let go. Ever.
You will not win. You will not get the last word, and you won't be able to
budge him an inch - he has his opinions and they will not be changed.
Sometimes, just sometimes, you feel like you're getting the edge - but
you're making the mistake of assuming that a logical argument is an
effective argument. You have much to learn (and I learnt the hard way).
A different tack, you think, may work - how about employing the same
mindless belligerence that he uses to such effect? Fight fire with fire!!
But no.. No matter how obtuse and irritating you think you're being, ****
can always step up another gear - you're going flat-out, and he's just been
cruising - the McLaren F1 of obfuscation.
And even then, you might think you can hang on to the end - that he's
getting /bored/... Maybe you're starting to derive a perverted masochistic
satisfaction from this extended exchange. Remember one thing - Neil Is
Enjoying It More. Each response gives him more argumentative power, you're
just feeding him - and you can't see him grow until it's too late, when you
collapse from your swivel-chair sobbing uncontrollably."
OK then, Mr. Pussy Meow, do you *really* want to go up against our very own
demon pit bull wot has never been beaten by anything or anyone? And if you
don't believe me, well, just you go and ask that Paul Rooney, oh yes!
It's your call, Pussy!
Erm. You think throwing down the guantlet is going to win you
boy-scout points? This is Usenet, Sweetums. The crosspost was
inocuous. You just ratcheted up the echo soon to be resounding
through your cavern. Your tripe and snide-swipe of Steve was so
unnecessary. WTF do you care? You have a killfilter? Use it.
Bingo! Automagical. No more Steve bugging your ass to the point
where you're wasting words tippy-tapping bullshit lying your fingers
to the bone attacking someone who has as much right as anyone else to
crosspost to any NG on the planet.
What? It's gotten boring in d.l and you need to see some fireworks?
Give my love to your pit-bullshitter. And, take a long walk, Stunnie;
you're going to have to re-think this uncalled-for gratuitously
dullicious dregma for the rest of your online life. I hope you and
Paul Rooney become friends; you're going to need a friend, given the
fact you're begging to pussy-whupped. Or, do I mean pussy-whomped?
Words are cheap; it's knee-jerk reactions like yours that'll kill you.
Whassa matter? Steve hit a nerve with you? You *love* Bush? You
giving glow-jobs to your boss running one of the multinationals
destroying the planet? Bully for you; but, you just go away, now; or,
not. Here's a thought: Put your money where your muzzle is;
otherwise, you might get shot.
Your call, Wimbo.
The clock is ticking.
Ah, ah, you're such a shite-disturber; must be why I lurve you.
Hrmmm . . . would you like to come upstairs? After all, you do know
what happens when you incorrige moi <*BEG*>.
Is alcohol involved?
Mrrmmm . . . Might be. Depends on whether we're talking rubbing or
drinking or both.
Filth!
<*scours horizon*>

Where? Or, do you mean, you want sum?
Post by ah
Post by Zoe
<*smep*>
*smeps*
<*swoon*>
<*hits knees*>
Fuck, ah. You know how to rope and sky-high try me. OKAY. Alcohol's
involved. Yeesh. It's BYOB, though :).
Hehe . . . Look who's thread we're hogging, ah/oney. Don't that
explain it?
Post by ah
Post by Zoe
Zoexilicious
p.s. That means I tied up the remaining loose ends of a mangle, er,
divorce this morning. Hallelujah!
I'm not ready for another relationship at this point in my life.
I'm not ever gonna be ready for another realationship in this or any
life, thank you. Just shuttup and fu . . . n's where I'm, ah, coming
from. Got 'em. Got 'em. Want 'em. Got 'em. Had 'em. Hurt 'em.
In-the-dirt 'em. Filthy enuff? U gots filthier stuff?

Zoenquiring
--
_. .-""""""-. ._
_.-' | / \ | `-._
_.-' | J .-""-. L F `-.__.
_.-' _.-| | | J L | J F`-. /
\ _.-' F F | | | | F <_ `-./
\/ J J | J F | / . >
F J _/\ J `-..-' F / F `'
_ J J.-' > \ / < `-.__. , ,
( \ F .-' `-.____.-' `-. / /|/|
\ \ J _.-' `-. / //|/|
\ \ \.' ` / \
\ `-. _.-------------.____________.----.____/ /O `.
`-. `----' >
`---. ._/
\ .-'`---'
) , /
.' .-'-.______________.-----------\ |
_.' .-'| / | / \ \
/ _.-' \ \_ \ \_ `. \
/ / \__) `._) \ `-.
\_) `--'
|.-----------------------------------------------------------.| |
SLLS # 14 mhm 32x20 WSD # 38 AFFL # 1
stanley unwin AICMF Usenet Saint (PJR:-))
Usenet Ruinator # 14 Gutter ChiXor # 15
Top Assholiness on the Net # 17
Not Quite the Most Hated Usenetizen...Yet
JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE:
http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca
| |
Post by ah
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| \ / | | J J L | | /\ | |
| \/ | `---. | | | | | / \ | |
| |\ /| | | | | | | | / \ | |
| | \ / | | .---' | | | | |/ \| |
| | \ / | | | J J F | /\ |
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"I didn't bring [Zoe] to the attention of AUK because she collapsed
quite spectacularly after her foam-out in soc.singles and there was no
need. If she'd managed to stay on and keep foaming, maybe. But there
was no need. There was also a bit of Formosa-type thinking going on,
as I thought there a non-zero possibility of her harming herself and
I'd rather be safe than sorry on that. (A respected alt.configger
gave me the impression that she was pretty fragile when I mentioned it
to him IRL conversation at the time . . . And I've known this man for
years off and on Usenet, and trust his judgement)." [sic]
— Charlatan BlackSmear (Suffering Amnesia Concerning The Apology)

"I won't participate further in the miguel/Judith fight, because far
too much emotion has become involved in it. The fact that he's now
stalking Kali will be enough to convince people who don't remember old
history, so his interaction with somebody else whom he tried to chase
off Usenet is irrelevant."
— Peter J. Ross (Realist NetGhod & World-Class Poet)
ah
2007-04-12 11:24:05 UTC
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On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:07:22 GMT, "Wim Jay"
On 3-Apr-2007, "Steve Leyland"
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called dave
: On Sun, 1 Apr 2007 13:29:58 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Wilbur Hubbard stirred from it's deep slumber and pronounced to
:::: I got the lowdown from my contacts in MarInt. Bush will invade
:::: Iran. The Marines will spearhead the invasion with the largest
:::: amphibious assault since D-Day. They will do an Inchon style
:::: landing near the Iraqi border and cut the country in two. Two
:::: MEU's will secure the southern portion of the country while the
:::: Army spills across the Iraqi border into the northern part of the
:::: country. SOG units will disable key Iranian choke and
:::: infrastrucutre points. Air superiority will be established on the
:::: fly with the latest ARM technology launched from AWACS, ECM and
:::: fighter platforms. To complete the pincher move forces will offer
:::: an opposing front projected out of Afghanistan.
:::: I believe that such decisive action will eliminate the threat
:::: arising from any Muslim factions bent against the US. It will
:::: further establish Bush as a long term thinking president and set
:::: him in the history books as one of the 3 greatest of our
:::: presidents. This military action should play out over a period of
:::: 14 months maximum. Tony Blair and John Howard are on board for
:::: this final push against world wide terror. Victory is in our hands.
:::: Nathan
::: I'm all for it. The difference between Iraq and Iran is that Iran
::: civilians are mostly of the same religious mind. There won't be the
::: fighting between religious factions as there is in Iraq. Once the
::: fanatic govt. and the Ayatollah bastards get toppled they are pretty
::: much dead meat because much of the population hates their strict
::: rule.
::: Let's roll!
:: <sigh>
:: here comes WW3 folks, all thanks to
:: trigger-happy-oil-greedy-friendly-fire-yanks like this wilbur moron.
:: I'll bet he even voted for GWB!
:: hey "wilbur", the leader of zimabwe is a totally evil twat, he's
:: done far more genocide than saddam. no oil to profit from there
:: though is there? hence suprisingly no interest from you
:: self-appointed world police warmongers. not worth sending
:: halliburton in there to cream off the profits, eh?
:: don't get me wrong, as a brit I do strongly object to what the
:: iranians have done and sincerely hope that those marines are
:: released, but get real man. if we start another war many thousands
:: of innocents will die. again. isn't it about time mankind became
:: civilised enough to stop fighting wars?
: not until theyre civilized enough to limit their own population to an
: ecologically sound number and density, no. :(
never forget the almighty profits the corporates made selling the very
same
weapons that are now killing our military to these rogue countries.
seriously dave, it isn't about over-population, it is purely about greedy
politrickshians being in the pockets of the multinational companies.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you
pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of
optimism. - Oscar Wilde
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"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
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Meow
Why have you added d.l to your crossposts of this shite? The introduction to
your post is crap, you have failed to trim the body of the post you are
replying to, *BUT* most importantly, your sig is simply too big for
demon.local. I suggest you fix it immediately or stay out of our unpolluted
stream. Your sort we can do without. And just in case you failed to
understand that message, just listen to what someone said a long time ago
"Gah. For the sake of your own sanity, don't argue with Neil. Anyone. Neil
is like a pit-bull in an argument - once he's clamped on, he's buggered if
he's going to let go. Ever.
You will not win. You will not get the last word, and you won't be able to
budge him an inch - he has his opinions and they will not be changed.
Sometimes, just sometimes, you feel like you're getting the edge - but
you're making the mistake of assuming that a logical argument is an
effective argument. You have much to learn (and I learnt the hard way).
A different tack, you think, may work - how about employing the same
mindless belligerence that he uses to such effect? Fight fire with fire!!
But no.. No matter how obtuse and irritating you think you're being, ****
can always step up another gear - you're going flat-out, and he's just been
cruising - the McLaren F1 of obfuscation.
And even then, you might think you can hang on to the end - that he's
getting /bored/... Maybe you're starting to derive a perverted masochistic
satisfaction from this extended exchange. Remember one thing - Neil Is
Enjoying It More. Each response gives him more argumentative power, you're
just feeding him - and you can't see him grow until it's too late, when you
collapse from your swivel-chair sobbing uncontrollably."
OK then, Mr. Pussy Meow, do you *really* want to go up against our very own
demon pit bull wot has never been beaten by anything or anyone? And if you
don't believe me, well, just you go and ask that Paul Rooney, oh yes!
It's your call, Pussy!
Erm. You think throwing down the guantlet is going to win you
boy-scout points? This is Usenet, Sweetums. The crosspost was
inocuous. You just ratcheted up the echo soon to be resounding
through your cavern. Your tripe and snide-swipe of Steve was so
unnecessary. WTF do you care? You have a killfilter? Use it.
Bingo! Automagical. No more Steve bugging your ass to the point
where you're wasting words tippy-tapping bullshit lying your fingers
to the bone attacking someone who has as much right as anyone else to
crosspost to any NG on the planet.
What? It's gotten boring in d.l and you need to see some fireworks?
Give my love to your pit-bullshitter. And, take a long walk, Stunnie;
you're going to have to re-think this uncalled-for gratuitously
dullicious dregma for the rest of your online life. I hope you and
Paul Rooney become friends; you're going to need a friend, given the
fact you're begging to pussy-whupped. Or, do I mean pussy-whomped?
Words are cheap; it's knee-jerk reactions like yours that'll kill you.
Whassa matter? Steve hit a nerve with you? You *love* Bush? You
giving glow-jobs to your boss running one of the multinationals
destroying the planet? Bully for you; but, you just go away, now; or,
not. Here's a thought: Put your money where your muzzle is;
otherwise, you might get shot.
Your call, Wimbo.
The clock is ticking.
Ah, ah, you're such a shite-disturber; must be why I lurve you.
Hrmmm . . . would you like to come upstairs? After all, you do know
what happens when you incorrige moi <*BEG*>.
Is alcohol involved?
Mrrmmm . . . Might be. Depends on whether we're talking rubbing or
drinking or both.
Filth!
<*scours horizon*>
Where? Or, do you mean, you want sum?
Heck no: there's still some wasted Rojas on the desk from last night.
Post by Zoe
Post by ah
Post by Zoe
<*smep*>
*smeps*
<*swoon*>
<*hits knees*>
Fuck, ah. You know how to rope and sky-high try me. OKAY. Alcohol's
involved. Yeesh. It's BYOB, though :).
Hehe . . . Look who's thread we're hogging, ah/oney. Don't that
explain it?
Threads be threads, Mon.
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Post by ah
Post by Zoe
Zoexilicious
p.s. That means I tied up the remaining loose ends of a mangle, er,
divorce this morning. Hallelujah!
I'm not ready for another relationship at this point in my life.
I'm not ever gonna be ready for another realationship in this or any
life, thank you. Just shuttup and fu . . . n's where I'm, ah, coming
from. Got 'em. Got 'em. Want 'em. Got 'em. Had 'em. Hurt 'em.
In-the-dirt 'em. Filthy enuff? U gots filthier stuff?
http://www.skinbag.net/skinbag-gb/index.php
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