Discussion:
Swearing on the BBC!
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ah
2007-06-24 23:22:34 UTC
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On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Zach (International Sex Symbol)
2007-06-24 23:50:49 UTC
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On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Mr Pounder
2007-06-25 19:49:41 UTC
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Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.

Mr Pounder
Peter Hucker
2007-06-29 16:39:08 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.
Are you asking him to suck your ass?
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ah
2007-06-30 06:20:01 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.
He is the embodiment of Q.E.D.
Mr Pounder
2007-06-30 15:18:34 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.
He is the embodiment of Q.E.D.
Is that good or bad?

Mr Pounder
ah
2007-07-02 05:50:54 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.
He is the embodiment of Q.E.D.
Is that good or bad?
Does "self-spnak" mean anything to you?
Mr Pounder
2007-07-07 18:58:44 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.
He is the embodiment of Q.E.D.
Is that good or bad?
Does "self-spnak" mean anything to you?
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.

Mr Pounder
ah
2007-07-19 22:37:02 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.
He is the embodiment of Q.E.D.
Is that good or bad?
Does "self-spnak" mean anything to you?
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-pedaling noted.
Mr Pounder
2007-07-21 14:31:01 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.
He is the embodiment of Q.E.D.
Is that good or bad?
Does "self-spnak" mean anything to you?
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-*pedaling* noted.
Pedalling.
Noted.

Mr Pounder
ah
2007-07-24 00:58:20 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.
He is the embodiment of Q.E.D.
Is that good or bad?
Does "self-spnak" mean anything to you?
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-*pedaling* noted.
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
Mr Pounder
2007-07-24 17:37:42 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.
He is the embodiment of Q.E.D.
Is that good or bad?
Does "self-spnak" mean anything to you?
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-*pedaling* noted.
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.

Mr Pounder
Peter Hucker
2007-07-25 17:37:23 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-*pedaling* noted.
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Snob.
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Mr Pounder
2007-07-26 16:07:13 UTC
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On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-*pedaling* noted.
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.

Mr Pounder
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Peter Hucker
2007-07-27 18:50:00 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
Like I said, snob!
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Mr Pounder
2007-07-29 15:40:18 UTC
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On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:07:13 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
Like I said, snob!
What use is a bicycle to me?

Mr Pounder
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I was doing some remolishments to my house the other day and accidentally defurbished it.
Peter Hucker
2007-07-29 18:36:37 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:07:13 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
Like I said, snob!
What use is a bicycle to me?
To decrease the size of your spare tyre.
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Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
Mr Pounder
2007-08-05 14:53:23 UTC
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On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:40:18 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:07:13 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
Like I said, snob!
What use is a bicycle to me?
To decrease the size of your spare tyre.
Just what do you mean by that crack?

Mr Pounder
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Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
Peter Hucker
2007-08-07 18:09:18 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:40:18 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:07:13 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
Like I said, snob!
What use is a bicycle to me?
To decrease the size of your spare tyre.
Just what do you mean by that crack?
When you jump up and down, how long does it take till you stop moving?
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ah
2007-08-18 00:03:16 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-*pedaling* noted.
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
CO2-breeder!
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Peter Hucker
2007-08-17 09:34:58 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
CO2-breeder!
Tree-hugger!
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ah
2007-08-31 01:51:13 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
CO2-breeder!
Tree-hugger!
I've hugged a few.

Sowot?
Peter Hucker
2007-08-31 17:57:25 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
CO2-breeder!
Tree-hugger!
I've hugged a few.
Sowot?
When the ice age comes, you'll wish you hadn't reduced your carbon footprint.
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ah
2007-09-07 22:26:09 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
CO2-breeder!
Tree-hugger!
I've hugged a few.
Sowot?
When the ice age comes, you'll wish you hadn't reduced your carbon footprint.
I take exception!
Peter Hucker
2007-09-09 16:52:30 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
CO2-breeder!
Tree-hugger!
I've hugged a few.
Sowot?
When the ice age comes, you'll wish you hadn't reduced your carbon fo=
otprint.
Post by ah
I take exception!
To what?

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pmd
2007-08-25 20:33:03 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-*pedaling* noted.
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Snob.
I do not own a bicycle, nor do I wish to own a bicycle.
CO2-breeder!
slit yer throat
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Post by Mr Pounder
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Peter Hucker
2007-07-25 17:37:33 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-*pedaling* noted.
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
A micra is not much faster.
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Mr Pounder
2007-07-26 16:11:35 UTC
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On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-*pedaling* noted.
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
A micra is not much faster.
Who cares about speed?
Wife is now after the new Micra .......... ffs.
Existing Micra has done 41k miles, inside it still has that new car smell.

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It is bad luck to be superstitious.
Peter Hucker
2007-07-27 18:50:28 UTC
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On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
A micra is not much faster.
Who cares about speed?
Me. Ever driven 140?
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife is now after the new Micra ......... ffs.
Existing Micra has done 41k miles, inside it still has that new car smell.
My Range Rover has done 950,000 miles.
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I recently shampooed my pet rabbit with Body Shop shampoo. Its eyes bulged out and turned red. If you tested your stuff on animals like everyone else, this sort of thing wouldn't happen...
Mr Pounder
2007-07-27 20:50:51 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:11:35 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
A micra is not much faster.
Who cares about speed?
Me. Ever driven 140?
120, then I realised my irresponsibility.
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife is now after the new Micra ......... ffs.
Existing Micra has done 41k miles, inside it still has that new car smell.
My Range Rover has done 950,000 miles.
And it is fucked.
Wife's Micra is worth a hell of a lot more than your rot box.
When are you going to realise that British cars are crap?
Pay the little bit extra.

Mr Pounder
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I recently shampooed my pet rabbit with Body Shop shampoo. Its eyes bulged
out and turned red. If you tested your stuff on animals like everyone
else, this sort of thing wouldn't happen...
Peter Hucker
2007-07-28 18:45:23 UTC
Permalink
Post by Mr Pounder
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:11:35 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
A micra is not much faster.
Who cares about speed?
Me. Ever driven 140?
120, then I realised my irresponsibility.
Irresponsibility is fun.
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife is now after the new Micra ......... ffs.
Existing Micra has done 41k miles, inside it still has that new car smell.
My Range Rover has done 950,000 miles.
And it is fucked.
Only one piston.
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife's Micra is worth a hell of a lot more than your rot box.
But how much can you fit into it? And would it get stuck in mud?
Post by Mr Pounder
When are you going to realise that British cars are crap?
Pay the little bit extra.
Give me some money.
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Mr Pounder
2007-07-29 15:50:58 UTC
Permalink
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:50:51 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:11:35 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:37:42 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
A micra is not much faster.
Who cares about speed?
Me. Ever driven 140?
120, then I realised my irresponsibility.
Irresponsibility is fun.
No, not on the M4, 1/2 asleep & 2/3 knackered.
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife is now after the new Micra ......... ffs.
Existing Micra has done 41k miles, inside it still has that new car smell.
My Range Rover has done 950,000 miles.
And it is fucked.
Only one piston.
Oh dear. Oh dear!!!
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife's Micra is worth a hell of a lot more than your rot box.
But how much can you fit into it?
5 people & a week's shopping @ £120. £120 ffs!

And would it get stuck in mud?

We have roads.
Post by Mr Pounder
When are you going to realise that British cars are crap?
Pay the little bit extra.
Give me some money.
No.

Mr Pounder
Peter Hucker
2007-07-29 18:38:39 UTC
Permalink
Post by Mr Pounder
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:50:51 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:11:35 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Who cares about speed?
Me. Ever driven 140?
120, then I realised my irresponsibility.
Irresponsibility is fun.
No, not on the M4, 1/2 asleep & 2/3 knackered.
The asleep part is irresponsible, the 120 is not.
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife is now after the new Micra ......... ffs.
Existing Micra has done 41k miles, inside it still has that new car smell.
My Range Rover has done 950,000 miles.
And it is fucked.
Only one piston.
Oh dear. Oh dear!!!
That's basically what the mechanic said, except I think he used the word "fucked". Still I have found an engine for £500.
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife's Micra is worth a hell of a lot more than your rot box.
But how much can you fit into it?
£120 for 5 is ok is it not? That's £24 per person. Not much more than I spend.
Post by Mr Pounder
And would it get stuck in mud?
We have roads.
Cheat. Ever tried selecting the "allow unpaved roads" option on your GPS?
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
When are you going to realise that British cars are crap?
Pay the little bit extra.
Give me some money.
No.
Then I cannot follow your advice.
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Mr Pounder
2007-08-05 14:58:18 UTC
Permalink
On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:50:58 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:50:51 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:11:35 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Who cares about speed?
Me. Ever driven 140?
120, then I realised my irresponsibility.
Irresponsibility is fun.
No, not on the M4, 1/2 asleep & 2/3 knackered.
The asleep part is irresponsible, the 120 is not.
Both were irresponsible.
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife is now after the new Micra ......... ffs.
Existing Micra has done 41k miles, inside it still has that new car smell.
My Range Rover has done 950,000 miles.
And it is fucked.
Only one piston.
Oh dear. Oh dear!!!
That's basically what the mechanic said, except I think he used the word
"fucked". Still I have found an engine for £500.
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife's Micra is worth a hell of a lot more than your rot box.
But how much can you fit into it?
£120 for 5 is ok is it not? That's £24 per person. Not much more than I spend.
The £120 shopping was for her & me plus 3 torts!!
Post by Mr Pounder
And would it get stuck in mud?
We have roads.
Cheat. Ever tried selecting the "allow unpaved roads" option on your GPS?
Nonsense.
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
When are you going to realise that British cars are crap?
Pay the little bit extra.
Give me some money.
No.
Then I cannot follow your advice.
Sell your fleet & buy Jap.
Or sell a couple of your least favourite parrots & put the cash towards a
Jap car.

Mr Pounder
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Peter Hucker
2007-08-07 18:11:06 UTC
Permalink
Post by Mr Pounder
On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:50:58 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:50:51 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
120, then I realised my irresponsibility.
Irresponsibility is fun.
No, not on the M4, 1/2 asleep & 2/3 knackered.
The asleep part is irresponsible, the 120 is not.
Both were irresponsible.
Driving at a sensible speed for the conditions is responsible. This can be anywhere from 20mph to 150mph.
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Wife's Micra is worth a hell of a lot more than your rot box.
But how much can you fit into it?
£120 for 5 is ok is it not? That's £24 per person. Not much more than I spend.
The £120 shopping was for her & me plus 3 torts!!
Oh, in that case I shop for 21. £1 each.
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
And would it get stuck in mud?
We have roads.
Cheat. Ever tried selecting the "allow unpaved roads" option on your GPS?
Nonsense.
What is nonsense?
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
When are you going to realise that British cars are crap?
Pay the little bit extra.
Give me some money.
No.
Then I cannot follow your advice.
Sell your fleet & buy Jap.
Or sell a couple of your least favourite parrots & put the cash towards a
Jap car.
Babies on sale soon. The cash will go towards credit card bills.
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ah
2007-08-18 00:02:42 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Zach (International Sex Symbol)
On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:22:34 -0400
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
suckass
Show me by example.
He is the embodiment of Q.E.D.
Is that good or bad?
Does "self-spnak" mean anything to you?
Just because I do not live here, have a busy life & do not know what Q.E.D.
means is a point in my favour.
Back-*pedaling* noted.
Pedalling.
Noted.
Bicycle not noted.
That is because I do not ride a bicycle.
Heathen!
Steve Leyland
2007-06-25 05:15:15 UTC
Permalink
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Mr Pounder wrote:
:: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
:: news:467e36b4$0$4799$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
::: Mr Pounder wrote:
:::: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
:::: news:46760a90$0$4832$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
::::: Peter Hucker wrote:
:::::: On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
::::::
:::::::
::::::: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
::::::: news:4656b0b0$0$4807$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
:::::::: Mr Pounder wrote:
::::::::: "Peter Hucker" <***@spam.com> wrote in message
::::::::: news:***@fx62...
:::::::::: On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
::::::::::
:::::::::::
::::::::::: "Peter Hucker" <***@spam.com> wrote in message
::::::::::: news:***@fx62...
::::::::::: On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
::::::::::: Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
:::::::::::
::::::::::: I like it.
::::::::::: What is this Firefox thing like?
::::::::::
:::::::::: Hardly touched it.
:::::::::
::::::::: I was asking about Firefox :-)
::::::::
:::::::: Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
:::::::
::::::: Wit was mine Mr Zach.
::::::
:::::: Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
:::::: accent?
:::::
::::: Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
::::: aboot!
::::
:::: Aye, that be true big man.
:::: Do yer wanna fight me big man?
:::
::: No, but I'll wrastle you!
::
:: I'm a troll, not a fighter.
:
: right, right, right

wrong, wrong, wrong
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would
have people standing our living rooms.
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow
Mr Pounder
2007-06-25 19:50:51 UTC
Permalink
Post by Steve Leyland
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
:::::: On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::::: On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::: On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::: Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
::::::::::: I like it.
::::::::::: What is this Firefox thing like?
:::::::::: Hardly touched it.
::::::::: I was asking about Firefox :-)
:::::::: Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
::::::: Wit was mine Mr Zach.
:::::: Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
:::::: accent?
::::: Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
::::: aboot!
:::: Aye, that be true big man.
:::: Do yer wanna fight me big man?
::: No, but I'll wrastle you!
:: I'm a troll, not a fighter.
: right, right, right
wrong, wrong, wrong
You always take the bait.


Mr Pounder
Steve Leyland
2007-06-26 10:26:28 UTC
Permalink
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Mr
Pounder stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: "Steve Leyland" <***@meow.org.invalid> wrote
: in message news:f5nj14$417$***@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
:: stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::
::: Mr Pounder wrote:
:::: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
:::: news:467e36b4$0$4799$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
::::: Mr Pounder wrote:
:::::: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
:::::: news:46760a90$0$4832$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
::::::: Peter Hucker wrote:
:::::::: On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
::::::::
:::::::::
::::::::: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
::::::::: news:4656b0b0$0$4807$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
:::::::::: Mr Pounder wrote:
::::::::::: "Peter Hucker" <***@spam.com> wrote in message
::::::::::: news:***@fx62...
:::::::::::: On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
::::::::::::
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: "Peter Hucker" <***@spam.com> wrote in message
::::::::::::: news:***@fx62...
::::::::::::: On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
:::::::::::::
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: I like it.
::::::::::::: What is this Firefox thing like?
::::::::::::
:::::::::::: Hardly touched it.
:::::::::::
::::::::::: I was asking about Firefox :-)
::::::::::
:::::::::: Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
:::::::::
::::::::: Wit was mine Mr Zach.
::::::::
:::::::: Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
:::::::: accent?
:::::::
::::::: Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
::::::: aboot!
::::::
:::::: Aye, that be true big man.
:::::: Do yer wanna fight me big man?
:::::
::::: No, but I'll wrastle you!
::::
:::: I'm a troll, not a fighter.
:::
::: right, right, right
::
:: wrong, wrong, wrong
:
: You always take the bait.

you trolled me real good.
:
:
: Mr Pounder
--
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Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its
creative pursuits. Any man who read too much and uses his own brain too
little falls into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow
Mr Pounder
2007-06-26 19:07:28 UTC
Permalink
Post by Steve Leyland
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Mr
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
:::::::: On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::::::: On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::::: On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::::: Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
::::::::::::: I like it.
::::::::::::: What is this Firefox thing like?
:::::::::::: Hardly touched it.
::::::::::: I was asking about Firefox :-)
:::::::::: Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
::::::::: Wit was mine Mr Zach.
:::::::: Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
:::::::: accent?
::::::: Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
::::::: aboot!
:::::: Aye, that be true big man.
:::::: Do yer wanna fight me big man?
::::: No, but I'll wrastle you!
:::: I'm a troll, not a fighter.
::: right, right, right
:: wrong, wrong, wrong
: You always take the bait.
you trolled me real good.
Don't be a silly billy.

Mr Pounder
Post by Steve Leyland
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its
creative pursuits. Any man who read too much and uses his own brain too
little falls into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
ah
2007-06-30 06:20:51 UTC
Permalink
Post by Steve Leyland
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
:::::: On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::::: On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::: On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::: Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
::::::::::: I like it.
::::::::::: What is this Firefox thing like?
:::::::::: Hardly touched it.
::::::::: I was asking about Firefox :-)
:::::::: Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
::::::: Wit was mine Mr Zach.
:::::: Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
:::::: accent?
::::: Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
::::: aboot!
:::: Aye, that be true big man.
:::: Do yer wanna fight me big man?
::: No, but I'll wrastle you!
:: I'm a troll, not a fighter.
: right, right, right
wrong, wrong, wrong
gong, gong, gong
--
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Steve Leyland
2007-06-30 07:49:04 UTC
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
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: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
:: stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::
::: Mr Pounder wrote:
:::: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
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::::::: Peter Hucker wrote:
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:::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
::::::::
:::::::::
::::::::: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
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:::::::::: Mr Pounder wrote:
::::::::::: "Peter Hucker" <***@spam.com> wrote in message
::::::::::: news:***@fx62...
:::::::::::: On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
::::::::::::
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: "Peter Hucker" <***@spam.com> wrote in message
::::::::::::: news:***@fx62...
::::::::::::: On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
:::::::::::::
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: I like it.
::::::::::::: What is this Firefox thing like?
::::::::::::
:::::::::::: Hardly touched it.
:::::::::::
::::::::::: I was asking about Firefox :-)
::::::::::
:::::::::: Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
:::::::::
::::::::: Wit was mine Mr Zach.
::::::::
:::::::: Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
:::::::: accent?
:::::::
::::::: Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
::::::: aboot!
::::::
:::::: Aye, that be true big man.
:::::: Do yer wanna fight me big man?
:::::
::::: No, but I'll wrastle you!
::::
:::: I'm a troll, not a fighter.
:::
::: right, right, right
::
:: wrong, wrong, wrong
:
: gong, gong, gong

bong, bong, bong
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

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======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
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======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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Meow
ah
2007-06-30 19:07:57 UTC
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Post by Steve Leyland
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
:::::::: On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::::::: On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::::: On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::::: Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
::::::::::::: I like it.
::::::::::::: What is this Firefox thing like?
:::::::::::: Hardly touched it.
::::::::::: I was asking about Firefox :-)
:::::::::: Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
::::::::: Wit was mine Mr Zach.
:::::::: Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
:::::::: accent?
::::::: Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
::::::: aboot!
:::::: Aye, that be true big man.
:::::: Do yer wanna fight me big man?
::::: No, but I'll wrastle you!
:::: I'm a troll, not a fighter.
::: right, right, right
:: wrong, wrong, wrong
: gong, gong, gong
bong, bong, bong
won, ton, ton
Steve Leyland
2007-07-01 06:44:17 UTC
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
:: stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::
::: Steve Leyland wrote:
:::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:::: ah stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
::::
::::: Mr Pounder wrote:
:::::: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
:::::: news:467e36b4$0$4799$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
::::::: Mr Pounder wrote:
:::::::: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
:::::::: news:46760a90$0$4832$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
::::::::: Peter Hucker wrote:
:::::::::: On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
::::::::::
:::::::::::
::::::::::: "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
::::::::::: news:4656b0b0$0$4807$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
:::::::::::: Mr Pounder wrote:
::::::::::::: "Peter Hucker" <***@spam.com> wrote in message
::::::::::::: news:***@fx62...
:::::::::::::: On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: "Peter Hucker" <***@spam.com> wrote in message
::::::::::::::: news:***@fx62...
::::::::::::::: On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::::::: <***@rationalthought.com> wrote:
:::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
:::::::::::::::
::::::::::::::: I like it.
::::::::::::::: What is this Firefox thing like?
::::::::::::::
:::::::::::::: Hardly touched it.
:::::::::::::
::::::::::::: I was asking about Firefox :-)
::::::::::::
:::::::::::: Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
:::::::::::
::::::::::: Wit was mine Mr Zach.
::::::::::
:::::::::: Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
:::::::::: accent?
:::::::::
::::::::: Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
::::::::: aboot!
::::::::
:::::::: Aye, that be true big man.
:::::::: Do yer wanna fight me big man?
:::::::
::::::: No, but I'll wrastle you!
::::::
:::::: I'm a troll, not a fighter.
:::::
::::: right, right, right
::::
:::: wrong, wrong, wrong
:::
::: gong, gong, gong
::
:: bong, bong, bong
:
: won, ton, ton

blah, blah, blah
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Nobel Prize money is a lifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already
reached the shore in safety. - George Bernard Shaw
======================================================================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow
ah
2007-07-02 05:51:36 UTC
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Post by Steve Leyland
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called ah
:::: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:::::::::: On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
:::::::::::::: On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::::::: On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
::::::::::::::: Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
::::::::::::::: I like it.
::::::::::::::: What is this Firefox thing like?
:::::::::::::: Hardly touched it.
::::::::::::: I was asking about Firefox :-)
:::::::::::: Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
::::::::::: Wit was mine Mr Zach.
:::::::::: Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots
:::::::::: accent?
::::::::: Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin
::::::::: aboot!
:::::::: Aye, that be true big man.
:::::::: Do yer wanna fight me big man?
::::::: No, but I'll wrastle you!
:::::: I'm a troll, not a fighter.
::::: right, right, right
:::: wrong, wrong, wrong
::: gong, gong, gong
:: bong, bong, bong
: won, ton, ton
blah, blah, blah
I lean towards dark miso . . . you?
Mr Pounder
2007-06-25 19:48:58 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?

Mr Pounder
ah
2007-06-29 02:37:16 UTC
Permalink
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
John "C"
2007-06-29 03:08:04 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
On Fri, 25 May 2007 19:43:29 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Wed, 23 May 2007 20:35:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
On Mon, 21 May 2007 20:00:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
Serves you right for using Outhouse Distress.
I like it.
What is this Firefox thing like?
Hardly touched it.
I was asking about Firefox :-)
Do you, uh, take pills on a regular basis, Mr Pounder?
Wit was mine Mr Zach.
Wit arr yee on aboot, and why do you suddenly have a Scots accent?
Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
Aye, that be true big man.
Do yer wanna fight me big man?
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
Just say: "NO"!
Peter Hucker
2007-06-29 16:39:52 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
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ah
2007-06-30 06:19:26 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Single malt is preferable.
Mr Pounder
2007-06-30 15:22:23 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Single malt is preferable.
Leave the bottle.

Mr Pounder
ah
2007-06-30 19:08:25 UTC
Permalink
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Single malt is preferable.
Leave the bottle.
You have a message?
Mr Pounder
2007-07-01 13:42:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Single malt is preferable.
Leave the bottle.
You have a message?
After I have emptied the bottle I may have.

Mr Pounder
ah
2007-07-02 05:52:24 UTC
Permalink
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Single malt is preferable.
Leave the bottle.
You have a message?
After I have emptied the bottle I may have.
Why the reticence?
Peter Hucker
2007-07-02 16:34:01 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Single malt is preferable.
Leave the bottle.
You have a message?
After I have emptied the bottle I may have.
Why the reticence?
Is that a harsh form of resonance?
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ah
2007-07-04 01:35:09 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Single malt is preferable.
Leave the bottle.
You have a message?
After I have emptied the bottle I may have.
Why the reticence?
Is that a harsh form of resonance?
No!
Zachariot
2007-07-04 02:04:18 UTC
Permalink
On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:35:09 -0400
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Single malt is preferable.
Leave the bottle.
You have a message?
After I have emptied the bottle I may have.
Why the reticence?
Is that a harsh form of resonance?
No!
scum
ah
2007-07-19 22:37:24 UTC
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Post by Zachariot
On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:35:09 -0400
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
Single malt is preferable.
Leave the bottle.
You have a message?
After I have emptied the bottle I may have.
Why the reticence?
Is that a harsh form of resonance?
No!
scum
Not that, either, Heathen.
Peter Hucker
2007-07-02 16:34:15 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Single malt is preferable.
How many quarts in a fifth?

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ah
2007-07-04 01:35:37 UTC
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Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Single malt is preferable.
How many quarts in a fifth?
Twenty three.
Peter Hucker
2007-07-04 17:49:35 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Single malt is preferable.
How many quarts in a fifth?
Twenty three.
Someone is going to get vewy vewy dwunk.
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ah
2007-07-19 22:37:43 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Single malt is preferable.
How many quarts in a fifth?
Twenty three.
Someone is going to get vewy vewy dwunk.
*hic*
John "C"
2007-07-20 01:05:11 UTC
Permalink
*hic*


HJ
Peter Hucker
2007-07-26 16:47:04 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Single malt is preferable.
How many quarts in a fifth?
Twenty three.
Someone is going to get vewy vewy dwunk.
*hic*
I know realise why that can be spelt "hiccough" - actually it's more of a cough-hic.
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ah
2007-08-18 00:01:31 UTC
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Post by Peter Hucker
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Single malt is preferable.
How many quarts in a fifth?
Twenty three.
Someone is going to get vewy vewy dwunk.
*hic*
I know realise why that can be spelt "hiccough" - actually it's more of a cough-hic.
1/2:half-dozen, eh?
Peter Hucker
2007-08-17 09:34:33 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Twenty three.
Someone is going to get vewy vewy dwunk.
*hic*
I know realise why that can be spelt "hiccough" - actually it's more of a cough-hic.
1/2:half-dozen, eh?
You mean you can do it in reverse?
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More and more cities are instituting a 10:30 PM curfew for everyone younger than 18.
Experts say keeping teens indoors at night is the only way to make the streets safe for adults.
ah
2007-08-31 01:52:11 UTC
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Twenty three.
Someone is going to get vewy vewy dwunk.
*hic*
I know realise why that can be spelt "hiccough" - actually it's more of a cough-hic.
1/2:half-dozen, eh?
You mean you can do it in reverse?
If I've dun it fore-ward, I can do it in reverse.
Peter Hucker
2007-08-31 17:57:51 UTC
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*hic*
I know realise why that can be spelt "hiccough" - actually it's more of a cough-hic.
1/2:half-dozen, eh?
You mean you can do it in reverse?
If I've dun it fore-ward, I can do it in reverse.
Why do people say forward instead of forwards?
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A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly missing another golfer.
When the first golfer gets to his ball, he is greeted by his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss.
"I'm sorry, I didn't have time to yell fore," says the first golfer.
"That's funny" replies the second, "you had plenty of time to yell OH, SHIT!"
anonym
2007-08-31 18:02:04 UTC
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*hic*
I know realise why that can be spelt "hiccough" - actually it's more
of a cough-hic.
1/2:half-dozen, eh?
You mean you can do it in reverse?
If I've dun it fore-ward, I can do it in reverse.
Why do people say forward instead of forwards?
That is a most forwards question to axe.
Peter Hucker
2007-08-31 18:16:18 UTC
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Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
1/2:half-dozen, eh?
You mean you can do it in reverse?
If I've dun it fore-ward, I can do it in reverse.
Why do people say forward instead of forwards?
That is a most forwards question to axe.
Dee cist con few sing the is you.
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The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
anonym
2007-08-31 18:47:44 UTC
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1/2:half-dozen, eh?
You mean you can do it in reverse?
If I've dun it fore-ward, I can do it in reverse.
Why do people say forward instead of forwards?
That is a most forwards question to axe.
Dee cist con few sing the is you.
Troll!
Peter Hucker
2007-08-31 19:01:35 UTC
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If I've dun it fore-ward, I can do it in reverse.
Why do people say forward instead of forwards?
That is a most forwards question to axe.
Dee cist con few sing the is you.
Troll!
ing four watt?
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A wife is having sex with her husband's best friend one day.
Soon the phone rings, so she answers it.
"Yes, uh, ok, yes, ok, well, bye."
Her husband's best friend says, "Who was it?"
"That was my husband," she replied.
The man jumped out of bed, and tried to put on his clothes in a hurry.
"Relax," said the wife. "He just called to tell me he was out playing golf with you"
anonym
2007-08-31 19:11:26 UTC
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If I've dun it fore-ward, I can do it in reverse.
Why do people say forward instead of forwards?
That is a most forwards question to axe.
Dee cist con few sing the is you.
Troll!
ing four watt?
You are just trying to get into Malcolm's good books by using such a energy
saving bulb, oh yes!
Peter Hucker
2007-08-31 21:06:06 UTC
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Post by anonym
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Post by anonym
That is a most forwards question to axe.
Dee cist con few sing the is you.
Troll!
ing four watt?
You are just trying to get into Malcolm's good books by using such a energy
saving bulb, oh yes!
Bulb? BULB? Bulbs are old technology. I use Indium Gallium Nitride.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
ah
2007-09-07 22:27:32 UTC
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*hic*
I know realise why that can be spelt "hiccough" - actually it's more of a cough-hic.
1/2:half-dozen, eh?
You mean you can do it in reverse?
If I've dun it fore-ward, I can do it in reverse.
Why do people say forward instead of forwards?
for·ward (fôrÆwÃrd), adv. Also, forwards.
1. toward or at a place, point, or time in advance; onward; ahead: to move
forward; from this day forward; to look forward.
2. toward the front: Let's move forward so we can hear better.
3. into view or consideration; out; forth: He brought forward several good
suggestions.
4. toward the bow or front of a vessel or aircraft.
5. ahead (defs. 4, 5).
–adj.
6. directed toward a point in advance; moving ahead; onward: a forward motion.
7. being in a condition of advancement; well-advanced: It was quite forward in
the season when we finished our planting.
8. ready, prompt, or eager.
9. presumptuous, impertinent, or bold: a rude, forward child.
10. situated in the front or forepart: the forward part of the ship.
11. of or pertaining to the future; for the future or forward delivery:
forward buying; a forward price.
12. lying ahead or to the front: Take the forward path.
13. radical or extreme, as persons or opinions: the forward trend in certain
liberal thought.
–n.
14. Sports.
a. a player stationed in advance of others on a team.
b. Football. a lineman.
c. Basketball. either of two players stationed in the forecourt.
15. Finance. something bought, as a security, for future delivery.
–v.t.
16. to send forward; transmit, esp. to a new address: to forward a letter.
17. to advance or help onward; promote: The training will help to forward your
career.
–v.i.
18. to advance or play a mechanism, recording tape, cassette, etc., in the
forward direction: to find a musical selection without forwarding through the
whole cassette.
[bef. 900; ME; OE for(e)weard. See FORE1, -WARD]
—forÆward·a·ble, adj.
—forÆward·ly, adv.
—Syn.1. FORWARD, ONWARD both indicate a direction toward the front or a
movement in a frontward direction. FORWARD applies to any movement toward what
is or is conceived to be the front or a goal: to face forward; to move forward
in the aisles. ONWARD applies to any movement in continuance of a course: to
march onward toward a goal. 8. willing, earnest, zealous. 9. assuming,
impudent. See bold. 11. early, preliminary, future, premature. 13.
unconventional, progressive. 17. further, foster.
—Ant. 6. backward.

Read it, and weep, Bird Boy!
Peter Hucker
2007-09-09 16:53:03 UTC
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Post by ah
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
1/2:half-dozen, eh?
You mean you can do it in reverse?
If I've dun it fore-ward, I can do it in reverse.
Why do people say forward instead of forwards?
for·ward (fôrÆwÃrd), adv. Also, forwards.
1. toward or at a place, point, or time in advance; onward; ahead: to move
forward; from this day forward; to look forward.
2. toward the front: Let's move forward so we can hear better.
3. into view or consideration; out; forth: He brought forward several good
suggestions.
4. toward the bow or front of a vessel or aircraft.
5. ahead (defs. 4, 5).
–adj.
6. directed toward a point in advance; moving ahead; onward: a forward motion.
7. being in a condition of advancement; well-advanced: It was quite forward in
the season when we finished our planting.
8. ready, prompt, or eager.
9. presumptuous, impertinent, or bold: a rude, forward child.
10. situated in the front or forepart: the forward part of the ship.
forward buying; a forward price.
12. lying ahead or to the front: Take the forward path.
13. radical or extreme, as persons or opinions: the forward trend in certain
liberal thought.
–n.
14. Sports.
a. a player stationed in advance of others on a team.
b. Football. a lineman.
c. Basketball. either of two players stationed in the forecourt.
15. Finance. something bought, as a security, for future delivery.
–v.t.
16. to send forward; transmit, esp. to a new address: to forward a letter.
17. to advance or help onward; promote: The training will help to forward your
career.
–v.i.
18. to advance or play a mechanism, recording tape, cassette, etc., in the
forward direction: to find a musical selection without forwarding through the
whole cassette.
[bef. 900; ME; OE for(e)weard. See FORE1, -WARD]
—forÆward·a·ble, adj.
—forÆward·ly, adv.
—Syn.1. FORWARD, ONWARD both indicate a direction toward the front or a
movement in a frontward direction. FORWARD applies to any movement toward what
is or is conceived to be the front or a goal: to face forward; to move forward
in the aisles. ONWARD applies to any movement in continuance of a course: to
march onward toward a goal. 8. willing, earnest, zealous. 9. assuming,
impudent. See bold. 11. early, preliminary, future, premature. 13.
unconventional, progressive. 17. further, foster.
—Ant. 6. backward.
Read it, and weep, Bird Boy!
I didn't ask you which was correct, I asked you why people used it.
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These are genuine clips from British Council flat tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats:

* My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
* He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
* It's the dogs' mess that I find hard to swallow.
* I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
* I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
* And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
* I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
* My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
* I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
* Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
* I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
* 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.
* I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
* The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
* Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
* Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
* I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
* The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
* Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.
* I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
* Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
* I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
* This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2
Mr Pounder
2007-06-30 15:21:46 UTC
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No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Amendment. It is the Right to remain silent.
You should try it.
HA!

Mr Pounder
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How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
When her favorite sexual position is next door.
ah
2007-07-02 05:52:43 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
No, but I'll wrastle you!
I'm a troll, not a fighter.
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Amendment. It is the Right to remain silent.
You should try it.
HA!
Fight!
Peter Hucker
2007-07-02 16:37:18 UTC
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Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Amendment. It is the Right to remain silent.
You should try it.
HA!
We are not in America, their stupid amendments don't apply.
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"My professional and my personal lives have become way too intertwined," the stewardess told her fellow stew.
"Last night my husband nudged me awake, and began to make love.
Without giving it a thought I said, 'Welcome Aboard'."
Mr Pounder
2007-07-07 17:07:30 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by ah
right, right, right
Well, it is true is it not?
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Amendment. It is the Right to remain silent.
You should try it.
HA!
We are not in America, their stupid amendments don't apply.
You should still give it a go.
HA!

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"My professional and my personal lives have become way too intertwined,"
the stewardess told her fellow stew.
"Last night my husband nudged me awake, and began to make love.
Without giving it a thought I said, 'Welcome Aboard'."
Peter Hucker
2007-07-25 17:29:41 UTC
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On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:21:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Amendment. It is the Right to remain silent.
You should try it.
HA!
We are not in America, their stupid amendments don't apply.
You should still give it a go.
HA!
Only if you paid me.
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Mr Pounder
2007-07-26 16:13:38 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:21:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Post by Peter Hucker
Post by ah
Uh, can I plead with a Fifth?
A fifth of what?
Amendment. It is the Right to remain silent.
You should try it.
HA!
We are not in America, their stupid amendments don't apply.
You should still give it a go.
HA!
Only if you paid me.
How much?

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Peter Hucker
2007-07-27 18:50:48 UTC
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On Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:07:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:21:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Amendment. It is the Right to remain silent.
You should try it.
HA!
We are not in America, their stupid amendments don't apply.
You should still give it a go.
HA!
Only if you paid me.
How much?
2 weeks wages.
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Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands.
The first says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!"
The second says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!"
The third woman fainted.
Mr Pounder
2007-07-27 20:54:46 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:07:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:21:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
Amendment. It is the Right to remain silent.
You should try it.
HA!
We are not in America, their stupid amendments don't apply.
You should still give it a go.
HA!
Only if you paid me.
How much?
2 weeks wages.
If that is the price of your beliefs, then that is just how much you are
worth.

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Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands.
The first says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a
pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!"
The second says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a
condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!"
The third woman fainted.
Peter Hucker
2007-07-28 18:45:46 UTC
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On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:13:38 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:07:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
You should still give it a go.
HA!
Only if you paid me.
How much?
2 weeks wages.
If that is the price of your beliefs, then that is just how much you are
worth.
My strongest belief is that I should be rich.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Mr Pounder
2007-07-29 15:52:31 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:13:38 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:07:30 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
You should still give it a go.
HA!
Only if you paid me.
How much?
2 weeks wages.
If that is the price of your beliefs, then that is just how much you are
worth.
My strongest belief is that I should be rich.
You are young. That is enough.

Mr Pounder
Peter Hucker
2007-07-31 17:45:15 UTC
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On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:54:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:13:38 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
How much?
2 weeks wages.
If that is the price of your beliefs, then that is just how much you are
worth.
My strongest belief is that I should be rich.
You are young. That is enough.
Would you trade your wealth for youth?
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Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
Mr Pounder
2007-08-05 14:59:18 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:54:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:13:38 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
How much?
2 weeks wages.
If that is the price of your beliefs, then that is just how much you are
worth.
My strongest belief is that I should be rich.
You are young. That is enough.
Would you trade your wealth for youth?
Oh YES!
Anyday.

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Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
Peter Hucker
2007-08-07 18:11:17 UTC
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On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:52:31 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:54:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
If that is the price of your beliefs, then that is just how much you are
worth.
My strongest belief is that I should be rich.
You are young. That is enough.
Would you trade your wealth for youth?
Oh YES!
Anyday.
Ok, swap you.
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For 93 million miles, there is nothing between the sun and my shadow except me. I'm always getting in the way of something...
Mr Pounder
2007-08-12 16:31:07 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder
On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:52:31 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:54:46 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
If that is the price of your beliefs, then that is just how much you are
worth.
My strongest belief is that I should be rich.
You are young. That is enough.
Would you trade your wealth for youth?
Oh YES!
Anyday.
Ok, swap you.
If only .............................

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For 93 million miles, there is nothing between the sun and my shadow
except me. I'm always getting in the way of something...
Peter Hucker
2007-08-12 18:21:25 UTC
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On Sun, 05 Aug 2007 15:59:18 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
On Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:52:31 +0100, Mr Pounder
Post by Mr Pounder
You are young. That is enough.
Would you trade your wealth for youth?
Oh YES!
Anyday.
Ok, swap you.
If only .............................
I actually forgot that wasn't possible. My first thought was you'd never go for it.
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