On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:39:14 -0400, ah fixed me with a beady eye, and
Post by ahPost by Lola Stonewall RiotPost by ahPost by SnarkyOn Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:20:09 -0400, ah wrote these lies, denials,
Post by ahPost by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish InquisitionOn Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:31:24 -0400, ah sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
Post by ahPost by The Black Goat With A Thousand YoungOn Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:34:03 -0400, ah fixed me with a beady eye,
Post by ahPost by Lola Stonewall RiotPost by ahPost by The God of Odd Statements, Henry SchmidtPost by ahPost by SnarkyOn Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:37:31 -0400, ah wrote these lies,
denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions,
Post by ahPost by The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. PembertonHail Eris! On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:53:46 -0400, ah sang,
"If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
blub, blub, blub, bloody, bloody, blub...", and then
Post by ahPost by SnarkyOn Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:35:13 -0400, ah wrote these lies,
denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions,
Post by ahOn Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:03:10 -0400, ah did the
Post by ahOn Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:04:51 -0400, ah fixed me with
Hail Eris! On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:18:49 -0700,
On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:54:43 GMT, in
these lies, denials, arrogant assertions,
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:47:33 -0700, Damian sat
in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally
On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:31:09 -0400, Colin
McKenzie wrote these lies, denials,
arrogant assertions, erroneous
"The Black Goat With A Thousand Young"
On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:11:31 -0400, Colin
McKenzie fixed me with a beady eye, and
"John Holmes" schreef...
Kadaitcha Man "contributed" in
...for a while.
My visit back to Oz is over for now.
The time has come to return to West
Timor. If I can be arsed to stay in a
hotel in the city I'll post.
Buh bye.
Have a good time, mate.
Secconded!
<I wonder if stalking Foamy / Stacey
will take the next flight> ;-)
this is way offtopic and posted to too
many forums i am going get all of you
stupid trolls kicked of the internet
this forum is a mess just look at it its
supposed to be for helping people with
conputer problems bunch of juvenile
idiots
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
asshole
cant see the message now for this
signature crap you are violating the laws
of the internet look at all these forums?
i cant send error 437 crosspost voilation
i fixed you asshole
You do realise you just x-poasted your
whine to alt.fucknozzles, right?
I think 'realise' is the hallmark of this
transaction.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/realise
Poor misunderstood me, always trying to help
teh kl00less, and never appreciated.
How did you become so selfless?
Talent, my boy, sheer talent.
Especially the type of talent induced with
electrodes.
I refuse to respond to this obvious troll.
I refuse to respond to this obvious torll.
I refuse to respond to this obvious t0rll.
I refuse to respond to this devious t0rll.
I refuse to respond to this devious t0r11.
I refuse to respond to the previous t0r11.
I refuse to resp0nd to the previous t0r11.
I refuse to resp0nd to this egregious t0r11.
I refuse to resp0nd to this egregious 70r11.
I refute the resp0nce to this egregious 70r11.
I refute the resp0nce to thi5 egregious 70r11.
I compute some respice after thi5 egregious 70r11.
I c0mpute some respice after thi5 egregious 70r11.
I dilute the reference to thi5 egregious 70r11.
I dilut3 the reference to thi5 egregious 70r11.
I'm destitute in deference to thi5 egregious 70r11.
I'm destitute in deference to thi5 3gregious 70r11.
My Malamute defecated on thi5 3gregious 70r11.
My Malamute defecated on t8i5 3gregious 70r11.
A prostitute designated t8i5 an 3gregious 70r11.
A prostitute designated t8i5 an 3gregi0us 70r11.
A prostitute impregnated t8i5 3gregi0us 70r11.
A prostitute impregnated t8i5 3gr3gi0us t0r11.
A resolution designated t8i5 as an 3gr3gi0us t0r11.
A resolution designated t8i5 as an 3gr3gi0u5 70r11.
--
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Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13
Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008
"Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!"
"Who in their right mind would believe the totally unsubstantiated and
unsupported proposition that all ancient and mediaeval European
historians made everything all up in collusion with each other as part
of a grand pan-European conspiracy spanning nearly 3,000 years to fake
its history when it had none before." -- Naturally, there is no possible
way they could simply have misinterpreted events and old folk tales, and
passed on their misinterpretations, because ancient and mediaeval
historians had insight into advanced physics, chemistry, and many
related disciplines. Right, Aggie? Message-ID:
<***@eclipse.net.uk>
"I got my degree from on of the top 3 universities in the UK and top 10
in the world.
"You don't have a clue about science. Biology is not a true science.
Personal opinions are not science." -- Aggie teh cyuntist, in Message
-ID: <***@eclipse.net.uk>
"IMBECILE! There is NO in-between. Read the original French. Nostradamus
was an early French psychiatrist. What you think are prophecies are his
case notes." -- Why didn't I see it before, Aggie? Of course! And
Paracelsus was an early physicist, too, right? Message-ID:
<***@eclipse.net.uk>
"Archaeology is NOT history you FOOL!" -- Aggie Teh Scholar. Message-ID:
<v8CdnSOj3ufRP1DVnZ2dnUVZ8h-***@eclipse.net.uk>
"You DON'T HAVE A CLUE what mythology is.
"Mythology IS the same thing as history and Gesta Danorum is purely
historical.
"Take your idiotic and ignorant conspiracy theories about the grand
falsification of European history and shove them up your arse where they
came from." -- Argyros Argyrou/Agamemnon, teh Rhodes Scholar, in
Message-ID: <***@eclipse.net.uk>
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Agamemnon
"Folklore is a 19th century Romanticist movement based on
contemporary popular northern European music."
"The entire concept was concocted by the Brothers Grimm during the
Romanticist literary period and entered the discipline of music in the
following century with the Romanticist musical period after Beethoven."
-- Please send medical bills for any damage to your health caused by the
above two quotes to Agamemnon-Skopianosfaktis. Message-ID:
<***@eclipse.net.uk>
"Kolofilia between a human and another human is as depraved as fucking
animals." -- Agamemnon, poutso kelftis, just plain doesn't like sex,
apparently. Message-ID:
<***@eclipse.net.uk>
"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
adversely."
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
<V6xNe.27650$***@bignews5.bellsouth.net>
"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$***@bignews3.bellsouth.net>
"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked
"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$***@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$***@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$***@fed1read01>
"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
FURY!
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$***@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
http://www.screedbomb.info/coosn/
Q: Who is eligible for a COOSN?
A: Kookologists with 10 or more verifiable UV points may exchange these
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fuckwits; previous winners of kook-awards, unless an official pardon has
been granted by the FNVW.
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[COOSN Application] Your name (or best known handle) here
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Please provide a list of 10 UV points - along with verifiable evidence for
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Gerald C. Newton is a wife-beating fuckhead.
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