NOT!!1! (Where's A Dam Man When U Need One?)

Steve Leyland

2007-03-06 07:30:37 UTC

2Rowdy wrote:
: This is for the 'Figgies (especially the Un-'Figgie 'Figgie Who Ain't
: A 'Figger, 'Figgie EC)
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: Voo-Doo Highway's One Gem of a Kidder
: Also? A whore. Therefore, one terminal lidder
: a Diamond in the Gruff
: of heart-meltingly bluff-tough enough stuff; thus
: wantonly available to the _Highest_ Bidder
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: Johan Slohan's go-'figger gladitude
: Means he's never neaner-mean nor silly rude
: Thus, woe be yo should you forget his face
: As a member of the human trace
: He's got loads o' class and hugabootudead00d
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: With so much beer
: Flowing 'round here
: We damn-so-duly need
: one helluva pissin' place
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: 'Stina, keep 'em in da race
: To the 'figger howdee-doo-dah do
: You think you've got a leg up
: On who's first in line to swash the Loo
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: http://www.mendobrew.com/brews/eye_hawk.html
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: After all, PJR :- ) & Sweek Sultry Layland will consider *this* dive
: a helluva delightful disgrace with crocotears in their eyes and a
: gleam
: in their pearly white dream (or scheme, if you know what I mean)
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: <*drumbroll*>
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: Inaugural Recipients of The Zoe <*smep*> Beanie-BopTop-Five
: Aw-Fuck-and-Jive DisHonours . . .
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: <*wait for it . . . *there, hold it there*>
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: <*ah . . . that's the spot*>
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: Voo-Doo Highway <*smep*>
: Dana <*smep*>
: Steve Leyland <*smep*>
: 2 Rowdy <*smep*>
: PJR :-) <*smep*>
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: Thank you for the breathtaking drive;
: Zoenergenised by Dead or Alive :).
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: <*smepallovera*>

hmm, sultry am I?
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: Zoexstatified avec Thanks for the Ride
: p.s. AFFL # 1 Trumps both Zoetry Award and Above-PTB
: (me-me-meanderthal me) Inaugural doo-dad thingie Award
: --
: You Say Aluminimum [sic]:
: http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
: --
: TOM SAKIC & JUDITH FITZGERALD @ LTAC:
: http://www.attlc-ltac.org/Langs.htm
: THE ITEM THAT HE SENT HER:
: http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca/leonardcohen.html
: ADAGIOS III - ELECTRA'S BENISON, BOUND!
: http://www.oberonpress.ca/titles.pl?v=new
: JUDITH FITZGERALD'S EVER-EVOLVING WRITESITE:
: http://www.judithfitzgerald.ca/
: LEONARD COHEN'S OPEN BOOK OF LONGING:
: http://tinyurl.com/yno7z7
: POET PARLIAMENTAEIRIAL JUDITH FITZGERALD:
: http://tinyurl.com/38ssjq
: THE AMERICAN BOOK REVIEW:
: http://tinyurl.com/2h6op6
: SUNITI NAMJOSHI'S BRIGHTSITE:
: http://tinyurl.com/37jjvy
: J.F. ON AL PURDY & ELI MANDEL @ CBC:
: http://tinyurl.com/2vdrdq
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

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