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[ah]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 28 May 2006 12:41:27 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>> "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:44778f5e$0$24110$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> > On Tue, 23 May 2006 20:31:21 +0100, Mr Pounder <Mr
>>> <***@rationalthought.com>> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >> Ah is very deep.
>>>> >> Be careful.
>>>> >
>>>> > I'll bring a snorkel.
>>>>
>>>> Filth!
>>>> --
>>>> ah
>>>
>>> Now then, you explain that "filth" remark.
>>> To my satisfaction.
>>
>> I used to work wif a guy--he was covered in tattoos (but, that's another
>> story (for another time))--and he used to say, "All I want for my birthday
>> is a six-foot tongue and a blowhole!"
>
> He likes to lick out whales?

Lack of cunnilingus noted.
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ah

[ah]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 28 May 2006 12:38:33 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>> "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:44751a9c$0$24150$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> > "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> > news:44737709$0$24139$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> >> > Seriously?
>>>> >> > Or did you just misspell?
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Seriously.
>>>> >> --
>>>> >> ah
>>>> >
>>>> > Hmmmmmmmm
>>>> > Okay, I trust you.
>>>> > Mr Hucker is looking for blood on this one.
>>>>
>>>> Cross-eyed will suffice, eh? *nudge-nudge*
>>>>
>>>> > All my fault for drawing attention to your "there" instead of *their*
>>>> > posting.
>>>>
>>>> Lies!
>>>> --
>>>> ah
>>>
>>> What is lies?
>>> Your typo or my apologies for drawing attention to it.
>>
>> Lies!!1!
>
> You have as much intelligence as little girls that say "because".

Know a bit about little girls, do yah?

You know Uni?
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ah

[Peter Hucker]

On Tue, 30 May 2006 03:02:13 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 28 May 2006 12:38:33 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:=

>>
>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:44751a9c$0$24150$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>> > "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> > news:44737709$0$24139$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>> >> > Seriously?
>>>>> >> > Or did you just misspell?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Seriously.
>>>>> >> --
>>>>> >> ah
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Hmmmmmmmm
>>>>> > Okay, I trust you.
>>>>> > Mr Hucker is looking for blood on this one.
>>>>>
>>>>> Cross-eyed will suffice, eh? *nudge-nudge*
>>>>>
>>>>> > All my fault for drawing attention to your "there" instead of *t=
heir*
>>>>> > posting.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lies!
>>>>> --
>>>>> ah
>>>>
>>>> What is lies?
>>>> Your typo or my apologies for drawing attention to it.
>>>
>>> Lies!!1!
>>
>> You have as much intelligence as little girls that say "because".
>
> Know a bit about little girls, do yah?

Well I used to be a little boy.

> You know Uni?

Who?

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A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

[ah]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Tue, 30 May 2006 03:02:13 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Sun, 28 May 2006 12:38:33 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>> "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:44751a9c$0$24150$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>> > "ah" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> > news:44737709$0$24139$***@news.shared-secrets.com...
>>>>>> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>> >> > Seriously?
>>>>>> >> > Or did you just misspell?
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Seriously.
>>>>>> >> --
>>>>>> >> ah
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Hmmmmmmmm
>>>>>> > Okay, I trust you.
>>>>>> > Mr Hucker is looking for blood on this one.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cross-eyed will suffice, eh? *nudge-nudge*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > All my fault for drawing attention to your "there" instead of *their*
>>>>>> > posting.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lies!
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> ah
>>>>>
>>>>> What is lies?
>>>>> Your typo or my apologies for drawing attention to it.
>>>>
>>>> Lies!!1!
>>>
>>> You have as much intelligence as little girls that say "because".
>>
>> Know a bit about little girls, do yah?
>
> Well I used to be a little boy.

Was the change expensive?

>
>> You know Uni?
>
> Who?

An attenuated tapeworm. Nevermind.
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ah

[Peter Hucker]

On Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:10:31 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Tue, 30 May 2006 03:02:13 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:=

>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 28 May 2006 12:38:33 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrot=
e:
>>>>
>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Lies!!1!
>>>>
>>>> You have as much intelligence as little girls that say "because".
>>>
>>> Know a bit about little girls, do yah?
>>
>> Well I used to be a little boy.
>
> Was the change expensive?

Yes. It involved food.

>>> You know Uni?
>>
>> Who?
>
> An attenuated tapeworm. Nevermind.

Attenuated? By what means?

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Stupid laws, number 467: In America, it is illegal to put money in some=
one elses parking meter.

[ah]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:10:31 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Tue, 30 May 2006 03:02:13 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 28 May 2006 12:38:33 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lies!!1!
>>>>>
>>>>> You have as much intelligence as little girls that say "because".
>>>>
>>>> Know a bit about little girls, do yah?
>>>
>>> Well I used to be a little boy.
>>
>> Was the change expensive?
>
> Yes. It involved food.

Filth!

>
>>>> You know Uni?
>>>
>>> Who?
>>
>> An attenuated tapeworm. Nevermind.
>
> Attenuated? By what means?

It doesn't get the nourishment it did at one time.
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ah

[Peter Hucker]

On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 00:34:21 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:10:31 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:=

>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 30 May 2006 03:02:13 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrot=
e:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Know a bit about little girls, do yah?
>>>>
>>>> Well I used to be a little boy.
>>>
>>> Was the change expensive?
>>
>> Yes. It involved food.
>
> Filth!

I washed it first.

>>>>> You know Uni?
>>>>
>>>> Who?
>>>
>>> An attenuated tapeworm. Nevermind.
>>
>> Attenuated? By what means?
>
> It doesn't get the nourishment it did at one time.

Oh, not a capacitive current limiter then.

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A man, his wife, and their eight children were waiting at a bus stop. N=
ot long after, a blind man joins the group.
The bus arrives. The blind man and the husband are forced to walk becau=
se there's just no more room on the bus.
As they walk together, the tapping of the blind man's cane starts to irr=
itate the other man.
Finally, the man says, "You know, that's pretty irritating. Why don't y=
ou put a rubber on the end of that stick?"
The blind man retorts: "If you'd put a rubber on the end of *your* stic=
k, we'd both be on that bus."

[ah]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 00:34:21 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:10:31 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 30 May 2006 03:02:13 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Know a bit about little girls, do yah?
>>>>>
>>>>> Well I used to be a little boy.
>>>>
>>>> Was the change expensive?
>>>
>>> Yes. It involved food.
>>
>> Filth!
>
> I washed it first.

I bet you did. I bet you did....

>
>>>>>> You know Uni?
>>>>>
>>>>> Who?
>>>>
>>>> An attenuated tapeworm. Nevermind.
>>>
>>> Attenuated? By what means?
>>
>> It doesn't get the nourishment it did at one time.
>
> Oh, not a capacitive current limiter then.

Resistance is futile.
--
ah

[Peter Hucker]

On Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:20:20 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 00:34:21 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:=

>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:10:31 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrot=
e:
>>>>
>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Was the change expensive?
>>>>
>>>> Yes. It involved food.
>>>
>>> Filth!
>>
>> I washed it first.
>
> I bet you did. I bet you did....
>
>>
>>>>>
>>>>> An attenuated tapeworm. Nevermind.
>>>>
>>>> Attenuated? By what means?
>>>
>>> It doesn't get the nourishment it did at one time.
>>
>> Oh, not a capacitive current limiter then.
>
> Resistance is futile.

And inefficient.

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vised me not to dial 900 numbers.

[ah]

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:20:20 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>> On Mon, 05 Jun 2006 00:34:21 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 03 Jun 2006 22:10:31 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Was the change expensive?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes. It involved food.
>>>>
>>>> Filth!
>>>
>>> I washed it first.
>>
>> I bet you did. I bet you did....
>>
>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> An attenuated tapeworm. Nevermind.
>>>>>
>>>>> Attenuated? By what means?
>>>>
>>>> It doesn't get the nourishment it did at one time.
>>>
>>> Oh, not a capacitive current limiter then.
>>
>> Resistance is futile.
>
> And inefficient.

Helps sometimes, though.
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ah